Friendly Neighborhood Bartender

Fucking yooo. Live right now!

Two of my dingdongs!

Bucket is the 2nd. And she is indeed a beautiful bucket of a cat.

Kramer is my old man who always wears a suit. Around 18 years young now.

The third Good Kitteh is my husbands first cat, technically. Shes a lil toasty flamepoint dingdong who most definitely takes turns with the other orange cats on who uses the braincell today. We actually thought she was just an all white bb. Named her Betty. Surprise! She done toasted.

My first cat was found in a dumpster, the three times hes gotten "freeeeee" he ended up in a pile of trash crying.

Second cat is a product of my friends' cat getting pregnant. She has a song: "mama was a slut and daddy was a street cat".

Third was found under my tattoo artists' porch. My trash bbs

My cats are either Good Kittehs, or Bad Mister Kittehs (youve already had your wet gravy food, sigh, stop knocking things off the shelf). That is all.

Buys Smart Car because it looks stupid and I love it: ✔️

Buys one of them weird flippy fold smartphones: WORK IN PROGRESS.

I will own all the stupid looking but actually useful things.

I think I may be the only person who has a Twilight tattoo and a Gordon Ramsay tattoo on the same leg.

Yellowbird!

My next cocktail I make, I’ll name the Mint Milano. Description: for old people. (Probably gonna be a shit version of a grasshopper).

One of my favorite activities is bird watching with my cat Bucket. We yell at them to get off our lawn. 🖤

Haaaa. "Moral panic me til I acid rain!“

Ah. Yes me. Having to cancel an appt with my doctor. Weird being in a 1st world country but can’t afford to talk to a doctor for 45 minutes.

Most hated song: Wagon Wheel. DONT DO IT.

Ah yes. N/A Malort essentially.

Weee! Sorry, I do have memory issues and watching all my old snippets I can’t quite remember the names of the bands. From now on I’ll name as I film! 🖤

So. Amazing.

Bar Jay Bar gettin‘ silly!

For my second post: SOOOP SEASON.

For my first post: CATS AND DOODLES.