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(he/him, 19) I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...

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The tet

07.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's frog is the Montevideo tree frog.

07.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

The milk is from the fridge. Almost nobody likes really cold milk. Therefore, you need to heat it up. It's easier to do when you pour milk into the bowl and put it in the microwave, adding the cereal afterwards.

07.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What exactly do you not understand

07.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mfs who put cereal before milk are either forced to eat cold slop because the milk is just from the fridge, or forced to microwave it when the cereal is already there, resulting in them dissolving before you can eat them </3

07.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

True, but somehow it has that Kogasa aesthetic. Idk how to say it. It's better this way.

07.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A glazeware, ceramic frog that is mostly blue. It's legs and dorsolateral folds are pink. It's venter is white. It also has white spots. It's eyes are black.

A glazeware, ceramic frog that is mostly blue. It's legs and dorsolateral folds are pink. It's venter is white. It also has white spots. It's eyes are black.

This image of trans frog has the same image I.D. as the other one.

This image of trans frog has the same image I.D. as the other one.

TRANS FROGS
#art #ceramic #frogs

05.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, probably a midwife toad. Look at it beeping.
youtu.be/Vl8GaDsc0Cg

06.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character with green hair and glasses making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with green hair and glasses making a funny face .

Bruh they paywalled THIS out of everything😭

06.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's frog is the Tasmanian tree frog.

06.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the leafed one.

06.03.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the world's a stage then Ultrakill layer 8 fraud

05.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Indeed.

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nope. Absolutely real.

05.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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:(

05.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorryπŸ˜­πŸ«‚

05.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was that the girl who called you "my love" earlier?πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

05.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's frog is the resplendent shrubfrog.

05.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 764 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 7

Yummy gigabytesπŸ˜‹

05.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Horrendous fog. I couldn't see fifteen cars and a giraffe coming my way because of it, and got flattened as a result. The witch who summoned it should have her magician license revoked.

05.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You're welcome.

05.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@username-taken.bsky.social you was in them files, didn't ya?

05.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never stop the isekai slanderπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

04.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isekai fans are like "yeah, the protagonist got what he deserved" and he just had a couple awkward moments and got a harem of magical girls shortly afterwards

04.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So you're telling me the money from the Parsee fumo sales don't go directly to you? You should kill them with hammers

04.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@parsee2.bsky.social can I borrow a million dollars I really need it

04.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hiiiiiiii :D
Hi
Hello hiiii :3

Wait what was the question again?

04.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's frog is the Vietnam spadefoot toad. It has cool eyes.

04.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 439 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ«‚

04.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0