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@sunshineshar

Sarcastic optimist | Dark humor connoisseur | Surviving on coffee and good vibes | Here for the chaos

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a woman in a pink shirt is talking on a cell phone with one represent written on the bottom ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is talking on a cell phone with one represent written on the bottom

My Nurse Practitioner during my entire appointment this morning ๐Ÿ˜ญ

06.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm the type of friend that if you ask me to borrow money, I'll give it, if I have it to give. If you don't pay me back, that's cool. That's a GUARANTEE you won't ask me for anything else! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyday we wake up to some bullshit. I'm just waiting on the part where we stop paying these damn bills.

04.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning negro community.

04.03.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ain't gotta tell me twice.

04.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Old Gindr ass Mofos!

04.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hibiscus and Moringa together ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ

04.03.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm just gonna start doing my own tarot reading cause I don't trust some of y'all.

04.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And what lesson did we learn? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

03.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry I would've pulled it out ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

03.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy full moon witches

03.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right just putting my life at risk

03.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Damn Gina! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

03.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Skol?!? You trying to kill the people ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

03.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well the name suits you ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

03.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all aight with me. There's definitely no one born in March that I dislike.

03.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In this lifetime and the next!

03.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just Greedy... They told you to pick one ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

03.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Karma is a serious woman ๐Ÿคฃ

03.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I must agree!

03.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would curate traveling experiences and events for people. Both local and abroad. Of course I would go along as well as the concierge.

03.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5,4,3 in that order...

03.03.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, I would just make it myself on Canva.

03.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alot of these companies be sleeping on our buying power. The needle don't move until we tell it to move!

03.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep both, I'll just take 10 mill Alex.

03.03.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy melanated march!

We celebrate every Black american woman. Every shade. Every career. Every lifestyle.

I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE!

*Poem image by Toni cade Bambara Black american poet from Harlem

02.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They be scared of hoodoo but not the pedophilic pastors and priests ๐Ÿคญ

02.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The universe is really forcing me to be alone right now. No roster, no back up, no booty call nothing. Nada, nunca, nadie.

02.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And why did he keep calling it "product"?

02.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0