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Matt Wallace

@mattfnwallace

I write. On purpose. Novels, video games, television. SAVAGE COMPANY & SAVAGE BOUNTY are out now in the UK! Get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate on Steam, PlayStation, and Xbox! Metalhead DLC out now!

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I love him more than anyone has ever loved anything ever

07.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The first design had holes for his ears but the edges of the holes apparently chafed the hell out of his skin. And that was the best solution they could come up with.

07.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They are indeed fake ears.

07.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A man of station and refinement CLEARLY

07.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no his poor little paws 😭😭😭

07.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will give him anything he wants forever and NO ONE CAN STOP ME

07.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP β€” Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 7033 πŸ” 2608 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 92

I've never used grammarly but if you have an account, I'd throw it in the trash and set it on fire because what the actual fuck

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

As delicate as he is fwuffy

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He seems terribly upset by it

06.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of Joseph Brassey's Glassblade, a Novel of the Wielders featuring a drawing of a teenage boy, a glass sword hilt, an iphone, a pencil, and a necklace with a glass bead inside.

The cover of Joseph Brassey's Glassblade, a Novel of the Wielders featuring a drawing of a teenage boy, a glass sword hilt, an iphone, a pencil, and a necklace with a glass bead inside.

A drawing of an elderly woman with green eyes, greying hair, and the signature "Agnes" beside her face.

A drawing of an elderly woman with green eyes, greying hair, and the signature "Agnes" beside her face.

Chapter 5 is on Wattpad! 6 hits early access on 3/9/26! Noir Fantasy, glass swords, a city on the blade's edge. #booksky Art by @data2048.bsky.social

Catch up: www.wattpad.com/story/406254...

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06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.

Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.

We live in Orwellian times.

06.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 7087 πŸ” 2399 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 52

The idea that he’s just some dumb curious regular guy well into his 50s was always a very convenient act to avoid any criticism.

05.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 651 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

It’s funny because publishing in every genre has just so very many dire if not catastrophic systemic problems and this isn’t even close to being half of one of them.

04.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Bernese mountain dog wearing a tie with pastel diagonal stripes. He is lying on a rug and there are chair and table legs behind him.

A Bernese mountain dog wearing a tie with pastel diagonal stripes. He is lying on a rug and there are chair and table legs behind him.

Bunsen knows it’s important to dress for the job you want; he has heard there is an opening for Chief Cuddle Officer…. Hopes you review his resume.

04.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two dogs from the brewery last night, to make your day a little brighter.

04.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That thing where you see a dog and everything stops being horrible and becomes perfect for just a few moments.

04.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

It’s funny because publishing in every genre has just so very many dire if not catastrophic systemic problems and this isn’t even close to being half of one of them.

04.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

04.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 4783 πŸ” 1479 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 154

😭😭😭😭 such a competent profesh

04.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

04.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 16504 πŸ” 2659 πŸ’¬ 266 πŸ“Œ 135

Sex is great but have you ever perfectly baked a potato.

04.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chinhawk

04.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

That’s SCIENCE

04.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That thing where you see a dog and everything stops being horrible and becomes perfect for just a few moments.

04.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I understand people getting upset with NBC News for writing about this shit, but also maybe get outside your bubble a bit. In America's diners and taverns, on the bus and in the office, online and off, everyone is clamoring to "enter the Tillyverse" and build artificial acting careers there.

02.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1244 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 0

WORD.

01.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Purge. The entire series honestly. I'm with @mattfnwallace.bsky.social 100% on them being one of the most underrated, well-built franchises in recent Western cinema history.Also they actually do satire, not pointing and laughing or pointing and laughing and raising an eyebrow like so many others

28.02.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0