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Scot Burklin

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I enjoy referring to myself in casual conversation as, “master of the pan flute”, despite the fact that I have never touched one in my life, which effectively renders me, (at worst), the world’s second greatest pan flautist.

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What's a Brantley?

03.02.2026 01:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this cave in the gulch? I'd like to think you wouldn't allow this kind of shenanigans.

18.09.2025 19:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jerry Chen's posts are the U2 album my iPhone never knew it needed.

08.09.2025 23:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's SO horrible and gross. I knew before I even watched it how he was going to say, "little", which somehow made it even worse.

08.09.2025 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't think this meme will EVER not make me laugh. Bravo!

08.09.2025 20:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

...I believe you can get me through the night

04.09.2025 21:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL, my first thought ANYTIME I hear Morrissey!

04.09.2025 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Did I mention I cried when I put them up for sale?"

04.09.2025 19:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Equal parts disturbing and fantastic!

02.09.2025 17:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🚨 10 MINS LEFT 🚨

29.08.2025 13:50 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
An image of Google’s AI search saying that there is no Switch 2 console when there absolutely is one.

An image of Google’s AI search saying that there is no Switch 2 console when there absolutely is one.

AI really has a handle on things right now.

28.08.2025 21:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How did you manage to beat big media on a scoop like this?

26.08.2025 20:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An image of Lisa Simpsons talking about how much she hates the Plopp kids.

An image of Lisa Simpsons talking about how much she hates the Plopp kids.

25.08.2025 17:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Real "holding in a fart" energy with that image.

21.08.2025 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They're jealous of how good the CG is.

21.08.2025 19:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By way of this decree, I am hereby globally banning the use of the phrase, "Oh come on, you can do better than that!" after not obtaining the initial desired reaction when hosting an event and/or presentation. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

07.08.2025 18:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would 100% support the creation of drivable toilets instead of a ballroom.

05.08.2025 18:44 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're earthlings, we should blow up earth things!

04.08.2025 21:11 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A still from Mystery Science Theater 3000 of Forrester lying in bed pointing at a giant video tape of the worst movie ever made. It's parodying 2001: A Space Odessey.

A still from Mystery Science Theater 3000 of Forrester lying in bed pointing at a giant video tape of the worst movie ever made. It's parodying 2001: A Space Odessey.

03.08.2025 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you have the means, please consider contributing to Nick’s campaign. In a world of bad, his music is a whole lot of good. And it’s played by wonderful people to boot.

02.08.2025 02:54 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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ENDS: The Vinyl Campaign is here

www.kickstarter.com/projects/end...

30.07.2025 21:36 👍 167 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 24

RIP today to Chuck Mangione and that's the end of the list.

24.07.2025 16:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Bishop from Monty Python's Flying Circus

The Bishop from Monty Python's Flying Circus

"Oh, Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen."

17.07.2025 21:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rahm chose... poorly.

15.07.2025 00:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I eagerly await my, "I just broke the House speech record and didn't stop the bill. Give me $5!" email.

03.07.2025 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a little too "uncanny valley" for me. Was this done by ILM or Weta?

29.06.2025 21:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Flattop from Dick Tracy

Flattop from Dick Tracy

24.06.2025 19:18 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One Man Show? I might pay to see that.

15.06.2025 18:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this a book or TV show or something?

15.06.2025 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And here I thought Peter Griffin was mostly harmless up until this point.

12.06.2025 22:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0