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Super interested in what you have to say. mostly a reply guy because I have nothing to promote πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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"There were no books."

Epic tagline for the contemporary republic.

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‰

12.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wondering why you didn't give away 42.

11.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a fat man with a mustache is sitting on an airplane . ALT: a fat man with a mustache is sitting on an airplane .
11.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are all brilliant
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09.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friends are there now and evacuated to a nearby hotel due to what theyve been told is a bomb threat

08.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17095 πŸ” 3388 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119
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a yellow cartoon character is holding a block that says oae on it ALT: a yellow cartoon character is holding a block that says oae on it

People who leave their big dumb trucks running while they go into the quickie mart.

07.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah he may be looking for an offramp

07.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's how dumb she is: not being able to telegraph that she was being thrown to the dogs (pun intended) in these hearings.
Any smart pol would have seen it coming and jumped ship before those embarrassing hearings.

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lawyers.

03.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yet he knew this before he voted to confirm her.
Grandstanding. They're getting their shots off before they know she will be fired so there is no courage here.

03.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yet he knew this before he voted to confirm her.
Grandstanding. They're getting their shots off before they know she will be fired so there is no courage here.

03.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember 1989 when the Ayatollah finally died?
Ahem. No regime change. Just another Ayatollah.

02.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aka, dumb.

02.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

QUEEN.

02.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fueling the rw grievance machine

02.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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dwight schrute and michael scott from the office are standing next to each other in an office . ALT: dwight schrute and michael scott from the office are standing next to each other in an office .
02.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are so cooked

01.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watch some of the clips of that interview--I guarantee you that this whole thing is a stunt. It's an actual charade!

01.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is such a great museum. I'd like to say it's underrated, but lines getting in are always long! It really is a treasure and I hope the fascists don't close it down.

01.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So creative and interesting! Thank you for sharing!

01.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smart dude.

27.02.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is insane and I'm here for it

27.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Patterson for Middle Easterners!
And Trenton for German immigrants!

25.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely horrific and the definition of weaponized incompetence

24.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Terrifying indeed. I think, but we tend to forget is that certain segment of the population, bigger than we estimate, actually want this. It's not just a tyrannical government we must fight, it's our own friends and family who fall into a mindset that justifies tyranny and discrimination.

22.02.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't "tech" a post-Enlightenment framework of masculinity anyway?

21.02.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently he just ranted for a bit and stormed off. If Roberts winds up with an indictment for mortgage fraud next week, you'll know what happened

20.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0