I don't think I can be done with this until I read the saddest edizzy fic that could exist
26.01.2026 00:36
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I don't think I can be done with this until I read the saddest edizzy fic that could exist
Ed sitting in Izzy's lap, and Izzy doesn't mind, he just kinda works around Ed, but Ed does not think he's getting enough attention and starts to get fidgety pretty quick.
on my lunch break
crying
again
thinking about how they botched edizzy
an illustration of izzy hands as a messenger of the god kraken (blackbeard), a harbinger of death in the form of man in the forefront of a brutal raid, only the smoking remains and debris of the ship remains as he goes for the stragglers. his sword and eyes glow bright in the dark, the moon glows behind him in a halo, and from behind, the kraken's many limbs rise up to bring another victim to its maw
a god's messenger
#ourflagmeansdeath #izzyhands
edizzy kissing
they deserved to go full 'Who's scared of Virginia Woolf?', which I know was edizzy valor wrongfully given to edst*de (which didn't make sense, because those dummies had only known eachother for like a month?). it truly should have been the edizzy and maryanne dinner bonanza with stede as 5th wheel
Did you know? Ed and Izzy love each other so much.
yknow what i was thinking about the other day? the steddyhands government/office fic. the name of it has slid out of my brain but the vibes have not. I miss her. I wish I could reread her. I miss the days when that was the thing taking up all the room in my brain.
edizzy cuddling on the couch and listening to the heavy rain as it lands against the roof, wrapped up and cozy and drifting
"please dont fret," my boss says, and then proceeds to tell me thirteen things I need to fret about
so here I am, on my birthday, fretting
I just think Edizzy
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A candid shot of the Murderbot cast from the premiere. Has the energy of Troy walking into chaos with pizza. Noma Dumezweni in foreground in a gorgeous gold dress, bent over laughing looking to the right. Tamara Podemski turned to same direction also laughing, in a stunning black and gold gown. Behind Noma is Sabrina Wu dressed in half of a black tux (the top half) but we can only see them from the neck down. Their bottom half is white booty shorts and then tall back socks with garters. Next to them is David Dastmalchian and Alexander Skarsgรฅrd in profile mid mouth kiss, both dressed in snazzy black suits. The backdrop wall is Murderbot promo art. Chaos in motion.
This photo from the Murderbot red carpet has pure chaos energy
1. Noma Dumezweni and Tamara Podemski losing it at something off camera
2. Sabrina Wu in a full tux top, no pants, but socks with garters
3. Alexander Skarsgรฅrd & David Dastmalchian apparently just?? making out??
Put it in the Louvre
(threat)
what if I started working on what's the worst that could happen again
Ed: What goes up but never comes down?
Izzy, pinch the bridge of his nose: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
looking at the golden ring with green stone and tattoo that could be a spade... this is just Izzy's husband Sam Bellamy
Now that Edโs retired he has all this free time to make out with Izzy on deck.
EdIzzy making out. Full tongue. Hands in each other's hair. Izzy is bent over backwards and Ed is danger of dropping him.
When Ed gets in his feelings about all the terrible shit he's done to Izzy, he clings to him, holding Izzy tight to his chest as he fucks him slow, whispering ๐'๐ฎ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐บ, ๐'๐ฎ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐บ into his neck
oh no
Chomp
young izzy laying next to edward in the darkness. whispering "do you believe in heaven?"
edward shrugs. says, "what does it matter?"
and izzy swears that if there's a way to save ed's soul he'll do it. cover his own hands with the filth of sin. fight god himself.
jfc im attracted to Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay
this is going to kill me
whoops edizzy
edizzy are bugging the shit out of each other singing wicked. neither of them know all the words, they're both half humming, half singing. it's mindless, it's repetitive, they're both annoyed as fuck.
