Sammy the Orange Cat

Sammy the Hungry Orange Cat with his taco.

At least she feeds me.

Sammy the Office Supply Obsessed Orange Cat is thwarted by the coil of a spiral notebook.

Sammy the Morose Orange Cat questions his life choices.

Sammy the Desperate Orange Cat pleads for the pen.

Listen, I can see the pen is right there. Can you just... Can I have it? Can you just give it to me?

FOCUS ON SAMMY THE MOST IMPORTANT ORANGE CAT.

We need to talk about how you haven't posted a photo of me in two weeks.

You're doing it right now, aren't you?

The frustrations of Sammy the Most Handsome and Entertaining Orange Cat are endless.

This is unacceptable. How can I properly engage with my fans if the human can't even post for me on a regular cadence? I might have to steal her phone. Time for a coup.

Sammy, definitely not the Orange Pen Thief, initiates a stand-off over a black Pilot G2, the best of pens.

You claimed this was "your" pen. Let's talk more about that.

Sammy the Orange Cat rubs up against the legs of the most ungrateful human on Earth.

She left me for 11 days. The nerve. The gall. THE AUDACITY.

Sammy rules over all the light touches from the top of his new tree.

Santa brought me a new tree. I don't even know why I keep that other human around.

Sammy rules over the bed from his perch on "my" Casper pillow.

This is, of course, my bed. But I will continue to allow you to sleep here.

Sammy tries to take the camera. Sammy wants the camera. Sammy needs the camera. Give Sammy the camera.

Now that I have your attention... happy #caturday.

Definitely not being cuddled against my will

Not quite sure what this internship is for...

"I hope you were not planning on using your legs."

I love you. Now go away.

Ahem.

Sammy is upside down.

Holding space for defying gravity.

Sammy fails miserably at hiding behind a blanket.

I am not here. You cannot see me.

Sammy the Orange Cat in complete control of a lap.

All your laps are belong to me.

Is this the Internet? Did I do it right?