Fiddler w/a Cusser

i have to go to the bathroom

Hawk tuah spit in that thang in the twin peaks font

as a believer in pre-trib rapture i’ll never have post-trib-nut clarity smh

In the year 2001 Billy Corrigan thought his art was the most pure expression of an entire generation and 25 years later Fred Durst is more highly revered than he is. Owned.

Iranian foreign secretary

Keir Starmer: If the Green Party take power they will legalise cocaine

Former Labour voters:

Every story I read about Rahm Emanuel running for president

Time for a little Nirvana unplugged

always

🙏

Referring to human conversation as “Private Podcasts for Premium Members”

go out on a whim a chip of the iceberg a whole other bag of worms got into a scruffle calm as a cucumber got off stock-free get the jest of it happy as a lamb ship of Thesis

i've been putting on a lot of youtube as background noise because I have crippling ADHD and here are some delightful phrases i've heard people use

all these Chotiner interviewees have staff that fucking hate them and say they’ll be speaking to Brian Kilmeade right?

so many military wives/husbands getting balled out by/balling out the neighbour rn

Not a single uncursed word

South Side. Stromberg Street. Both sides of an argument are calling in accusing each other of stealing the cat.

realistic kirby waving

back of realistic kirby waving

when your friends leave your house and you’re standing in the doorway like

Chrontendo Episode 24 (00:17:35)

Sheraden. Sherwood Ave. Callers report that people are fighting in the street with lighter fluid and socks. One caller mentioned someone might be holding a rock.

your pfp looks like you farted or just read what you posted

Chrontendo Episode 60 (00:30:03)

the Bruenigs have mad cow disease

maybe Trump will bring back Firefly

Maine is the new Syria, sent to drive everyone online fucking nuts

Trump gonna outlaw tiddies #RiseUp #VoteBlueNoMatterWho #Bewbs

We live in the absolute dumbest timeline.

Evil? Yes. But also? YOU FUCKING DWEEB NERD BETA LOSERS.

Somewhere Dan Quinn is laughing into a front-facing camera phone in a Starbucks bathroom

boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog

A man trying to traverse from a toilet to a sink in a Burger King bathroom without touching the ground.

Glad you guys are checking out election results but I have some more pressing issues at hand.