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just a lizard running across a keyboard 🦎 | 27 | they/them | ny born & raised | linktr.ee/a_lyssard

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i have quite literally nothing to do at work and like:
thing i should do: apply for jobs cause i Do Not like mine
thing i'm probably going to do: play my queer little sims family :)

10.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MAR10 = @jasjpg.bsky.social day πŸ₯°

10.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MAR10 = date today

MARIO = dunna dunna dunna

10.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 576 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8

an important reminder that "hacking" rarely involves typing real fast as green text scrolls by and mostly involves asking people for their login info in increasingly sophisticated ways

human psychology is a lot easier to manipulate than code, be very careful with anyone asking for credentials

09.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1445 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 15
sad little cowboy cat doodle, written text around it reads: β€œi’ve got no yeehaws left”

sad little cowboy cat doodle, written text around it reads: β€œi’ve got no yeehaws left”

08.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1841 πŸ” 552 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 18

Ah, women, women!

07.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 289 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

i’m alive i swear, i simply have had a Week but anyway here’s a picture of me i took while waiting for my doctor to come in to the exam room at the ENT

08.03.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

F U C K that’s horrible, oh my god

03.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

apparently march is this year’s Month of Doctor’s Appointments I’ve Been Avoidingℒ️

03.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

feel you on this - when i graduated from undergrad my major (literally english) was slowly being phased out of existence, i wouldn’t be surprised if the major doesn’t exist at all anymore

03.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much every university has one humanities department and several inhumanities departments and you all know which ones I’m talkin’ about

01.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 390 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

describe your bluesky account in a single image

my two moods on this app tbh (screenshot from @taskmaster.tv if you’re one of my mutuals that simply tolerates me yapping about that show lol)

02.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will venmo any reporter $2,000 to give trump a map of the middle east and ask him to identify iran

01.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1313 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 9

So much for that.

01.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 274 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

uh oh i’ve binged all of season 4 of bridgerton in one sitting and now im in love with luke thompson!!!

01.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/alys...

25.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an Instagram message thread. A photo sent of a laptop screen displaying Hank Green’s new Ask Hank Anything episode with Jason Mantzoukas. The message below that says β€œall of my worlds are colliding omg”

Screenshot of an Instagram message thread. A photo sent of a laptop screen displaying Hank Green’s new Ask Hank Anything episode with Jason Mantzoukas. The message below that says β€œall of my worlds are colliding omg”

this is the correct reaction to this, right? @hankgreen.bsky.social

25.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think it’s really telling that the cheer that rang out after trump said she should be ashamed of herself seemed to be majority men. just a thought.

25.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

25.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 16545 πŸ” 3298 πŸ’¬ 422 πŸ“Œ 198

i just called her office telling her she’s a racist POS that needs to resign πŸ₯° if you’d like to do the same: 202-225-3371

25.02.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i fucking hate her so much oh my god
on behalf of the tiny blue dots across staten island: i’m sorry and FUCK nicole malliotakis

25.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Representative Al Green held up a β€œBLACK PEOPLE AREN’T APES” sign at Donald Trump's State of the Union.

25.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

fucking bootlicking losers

25.02.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

US Women’s Hockey has two things the men don’t: more gold medals and good morals πŸ₯°

24.02.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes that kind of G O

23.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am SWEATING sitting in a zoom meeting right now, my boss will not shut up and i need to g o

23.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt is a reminder that even right now, even as the fight rages on, there is time for joy, there is time for art, there is time to celebrate difference and self, and to insist that you too can be free.

Because they want you to forget that.”

23.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 570 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
Screenshot of ditto in a PokΓ©mon trading screen with text saying β€œtake goo”

Screenshot of ditto in a PokΓ©mon trading screen with text saying β€œtake goo”

take goo

23.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 3651 πŸ” 1167 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 20
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Greggy&LAH
#Taskmaster

21.02.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ladies, remember. you do NOT need a frog to buy you what you deserve

21.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 433 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1