Never gets old
07.03.2026 06:51
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Never gets old
People are like "where's my edit button" but you can always just delete stuff and fix it
People are like "where's my edit button" but you can always just delete stuff and fix it
Ten years ago we failed and now we all live in hell and the kids have never known anything else
Neighbor told us about how she got in a fight the other day with a 22-year-old who said she voted for Trump "for women's rights." She had never heard the "grab em by the pussy" tape & when our neighbor played it for her she said it was obviously an AI fake. This is the world we live in
I've made my peace with being a major-league hater
Much better than my approach which is like 80% of the time sitting there being like "ah shit this is ass"
YOU CAN'T ASK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR SHARED SACRIFICE FOR AN ILLEGAL WAR THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR, YOU SHOULD BE BEGGING THEIR FORGIVENESS SO THEY DON'T [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
I'm not kidding that this shit is making me lose my mind, I have to log out I'm like foaming at the mouth
RIP bernie 🫡😢
When I was in elementary school I befriended a WWII vet who piloted P-47s (best plane). His enlistment origin story was failing the weight check at 123 lbs and, after gorging for a week, steeling himself to swallow lead pellets if he failed again. The recruiter faked a higher weight to pass him
Kakapo mating mentioned
All these motherfuckers from trump on down being like "well erm hrm hrm we never said it was gonna be a bed of roses!!" as though we were all begging for a big beautiful war and just didn't understand the consequences are making me lose my mind. We told you! WE told YOU, you shitbags!
I know I'm a broken record on this but being lectured about the nature of war by the supreme assholes who started it as though we, THE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT WANT THIS WAR, are hopelessly naive, makes me want to [redacted] [redacted] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
say what you will about the tenets of neoconservatism
Really though you could just make regular mignonette and add a splash of hot sauce
(Not my recipe, a coworker's)
Combine a quarter cup ghost pepper hot sauce with a quart of lemon/lime/orange juice (equal parts), add chopped shallots, black pepper, and champagne vinegar to taste
Whatever you want, I used ford's
The described cocktail in a martini glass
Shift drink: 🌶 Ghost Pepper Mignonette Martini
2oz gin
.5oz olive brine
.5oz ghost pepper mignonette
in fairness that's not exactly DoD's job on paper, but that's also why you have an interagency involving State and others that scopes the bounds for a conflict which are transmitted from the APNSA to SD; this is what happens when instead of that you have 3 marcos rubio in a trenchcoat
smh look in the mirror senator gogurt
of all the things to make fun of markwayne mullin though his name is not one of them. "oh they mashed his uncles' names together" that's a pretty common thing
If I’m ever fired, don’t tell me either. I don’t wanna know
THERE BETTER BE, PARKER!
feeling like j jonah jameson when he doesn't get pictures of spiderman
That's a wrap, she's gone and no one told her on camera. We can never have nice things