Monkey One

He did declare war done but also not done but pretty much soon to be done soon.

The conservative mind thinks that meme is funny because cats are dying and a little girl is crying.

Did someone explain to Hegseth that naval escorts are only really a deterrent when the entity you’re trying to deter doesn’t want to provoke a war with you? When you’ve already openly declared war on them, you’re just serving up missile targets.

One day a reckoning will come.

FUCK

The fact that I can get a variety of regional bubble teas in my tiny Texas town at a place that also makes donuts is what makes this country great.

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

He’s too far up his own ass to see how cliche it is for a professor to write a sniffy opinion piece linking customizable coffee orders with societal atomization.

All stock exchanges are basically trading in memes, but this is still excessive.

They should very publicly offer to do just this as long as Kilmeade gets on the boat with them.

It’s time we all admit the Obamas have weird taste in art.

Stocks down
Crude up
That’s the way I like to fuck

I feel crazy continuing to work knowing it contributes monetarily to this fucking atrocity, but losing my home and not being able to feed myself or my family is also not appealing.

The Trump administration operates on a WH40K orks mentality where they seem to think that if they can get enough people to believe something it becomes true.

Maria of the Astral Clock Tower from the game Bloodborne. A blonde white woman in a tricorner hat with a blue feather. Her suit is very Victorian, but not a dress, and she is standing inside a clock tower.

Happy International Women’s Day

Am I the only one a little suspicious of the phrasing “If he’s dead, we’re going to cover it up”? I don’t for a minute believe Epstein killed himself, but I also know what bad dialogue looks like.

Viciously lobbying and helping S-tier evils like Netanyahu lobby for military adventurism gets you pushed right up to the top of the list of Problems We Have To Solve.

Lindsey Graham really distinguishing himself as an S-tier evil. I had him at a B before today.

Remember to be asleep for the missing hour tonight or you might get stuck in it like in The Langoliers.

This is what an actually degenerate culture looks like.

I’m sorry, you’re right. They were part of the conversation with others that were saying that, but they were just berating her for saying Harris could have done better. I got them mixed up.

No, they wrote that Parker was responsible for how other people vote. They’re actually doing the thing you’re yelling at me for. I was saying their attitude was much more likely to sour people on Democrats than her very few critical words during the election.

I don’t hate being the party pooper. I actually love ruining false momentum. Let me pull the brakes on a hype train. Get reality checked, idiots.

You should read what he wrote and then think about my reply on more than a surface level. And how are any members of the current administration driving people away from voting Democrat. They are a motivator if anything.

People like this are 100% more effective at driving people away from the Democrats than every leftist shitposter on the planet.

“Hello, I built a complicated computer program that mimics human conversation.”

“Wow. Is it alive?”

“What? No. It’s complex, but explainable if you have a few hours to…”

“I’ll give you more money if you say it might be alive.”

“You know what? It just might be. Life is a mystery.”

But you clearly think some have less agency than you do if your premise is that they’d let Parker make up their minds for them.

No they weren’t. Everyone has agency.

No one fully grasps how human consciousness works, which just supports the idea that Claude isn’t conscious because WE KNOW HOW IT DOES WHAT IT DOES.

Seems unlikely.