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This is just fucking depressing

08.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's really incredible. And they can never see it.

07.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never understand why people think that Donald Trump needs someone to force him into being evil.

07.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: Jim and Pam's daughter, Cecilia, would be 17 this year.

07.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whaaaa??? I've been reliably told all week we're at war because Trump is being blackmailed by the Mossad.

Imagine my surprise to discover that a Republican president would fight a war for oil in the Middle East.

07.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whaaaaah?? I've been reliably told by *hundreds* of people that we're at war because the Mossad is blackmailing Trump. Imagine my surprise to learn that this war in the Middle East is about oil.

Shocking. This is my shocked face.

07.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I agree. One of the things about biases is that they're not always conscious. A person can do a prejudiced thing without consciously imagining themselves to be prejudiced.

07.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gee, what a sophisticated take that you can get from literally half the college freshmen in America.

07.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you a bot? What does the tiny violin have to do with the CIA?

07.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that's just a great fucking line.

07.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to lay this out for you once more then mute you.

If you blame Jewish people for all the problems in the world, and you also find that people are constantly accusing you of antisemitism, It might be time to do a little bit better.

Bye!

07.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly don't think anyone could tell you. I truly don't think they know.

07.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't recall ever seeing an actor more effectively damage his own Oscar chances during an Oscar campaign.

07.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

White House: the witness’sΒ allegations are β€œcompletely baseless” and β€œbacked by zero credible evidence.”

Fact: FBI found her credible enough to interview repeatedly, and she received a financial settlement from the Epstein estate.

07.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 9901 πŸ” 3389 πŸ’¬ 195 πŸ“Œ 87

Yes, I got it the first time. "You're the real racist"

You guys all have exactly the same talking points.

You blame a group of Jewish people for all the problems in the world and your defense is that not all Jews are guilty.

07.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm "playing victim" by describing a CIA operation?

07.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Epstein's former best friend is the current President of the United Statesβ€” and his cabinet is filled with cronies.

Yet, somehow, you armchair Ian Flemings never think the fucking CIA.

07.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, yes. Again, the Jews are responsible for everything bad.

Epstein got his first fancy job from Don Barr, formerly of the OSS. His son, Bill Barr was Attorney General when Epstein died in prison. Epstein spent his entire career living in America and working in America.

07.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

He is truly monstrous

07.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I saw.

Maybe, hear me out, Donald Trump is lying.

07.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I know. Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth have absolutely no control. Mighty Bibi made them do it.

07.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ummmm... We're on Bluesky.

07.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You're the real racist"

07.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course! It's all me.

You guys blame Jews for everything, but only the bad ones! My mistake. How could I have been so foolish?

07.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, yes. Poor victim Trump. He didn't want war. The Jews made him. Marco Rubio told me!

07.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck are you talking about? You looked at someone who wants to keep their seat in the House of Representatives and immediately blamed Israel for it.

You don't think that's just a wee bit problematic?

07.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's really quite something. All your biggest villains just happen to be associated with Jewish people, but for some reason you don't have any responsibility for that at all. All it takes is a hand wave!

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, yes. When people see AIPAC they never think of Jews. Golly gee, what was I thinking.

It's funny, you guys blame AIPAC, but claim it's not representative of Jewish people. You blame Israel, but claim it's not representative Jewish people.

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Please. Are you honestly trying to say when people see stuff like this they don't think "Jews"? That's a crappy defense and you know it. It's a dodge.

This is a story about older Democrats and your immediate instinct was to reflexively blame Israel. Israel isn't even mentioned in the piece.

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You really don't have to blame the Jews for everything, man.

06.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0