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I love dogs. People, not so much. NO DMs. NO PORN. Ask for $$$ and you WILL GET BLOCKED. No posts, no bio, no follow.

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Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!

here's today's post: "Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran" — bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!
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10.03.2026 14:17 👍 866 🔁 159 💬 35 📌 6
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Newly Reinterpreted Old Bulgarian Inscription Reveals Deep Cultural Links Between Byzantium, Slavs, and Altaic Traditions - Arkeonews This study examines the Mostič inscription, an Old Bulgarian funerary monument written in the Old Church Slavonic alphabet under Middle Greek

Newly Reinterpreted Old Bulgarian Inscription Reveals Deep Cultural Links Between Byzantium, Slavs, and Altaic Traditions 📜🇧🇬 arkeonews.net/newly-reinte...

10.03.2026 05:13 👍 135 🔁 28 💬 1 📌 1

You mean "shields for me but not for thee." #KristiNoem

10.03.2026 16:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 12:09 👍 17126 🔁 5023 💬 476 📌 232
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In France, a former president broke the law and the courts said: “Guilty.”

In America, the courts say: “Of course you can fundraise off your conviction.” Pls read, subscribe, share. johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/how-france...

10.03.2026 16:32 👍 306 🔁 110 💬 7 📌 3
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There is still no stated goal for Iran, but the dorks in the WH are putting out some sweet videos…. So they feel like real warriors

youtu.be/j_9tLaIFLHc?...

10.03.2026 01:31 👍 3280 🔁 691 💬 167 📌 31

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

10.03.2026 14:03 👍 9142 🔁 2593 💬 319 📌 109
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a brown and white dog is sitting next to a man on a couch and looking at the camera . ALT: a brown and white dog is sitting next to a man on a couch and looking at the camera .

Any chance they'll hit Mar-a-Lardo? We wouldn't want that, oh, no, we wouldn't, would we.

10.03.2026 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Money money money MONey!!!!!

10.03.2026 16:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely the bears.

10.03.2026 16:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Video shows #Trump flying a jet and pooping on Americans. #TrumpHatesAmerica #PutinsPuppet
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

10.03.2026 16:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Political cartoon featuring Donold Drumpf looking into a vehicle rear-view mirror to see the Epstein Files (portrayed as a T-Rex) with the words at the bottom of the mirror stating "OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR."

Political cartoon featuring Donold Drumpf looking into a vehicle rear-view mirror to see the Epstein Files (portrayed as a T-Rex) with the words at the bottom of the mirror stating "OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR."

I wish justice would finally do the right thing and I hope this hounds him for the rest of his days. 🤘

Happy Monday everyone!! 🤣

#politics #political #politicalcartoon #drawings #sketches #illustrations #resister #ArtYear #bskyart #cartoons #art #satire #EpsteinFiles #Drumpf #Epstein

10.03.2026 01:08 👍 4052 🔁 888 💬 109 📌 25

If there was a silver lining, #Trump would steal it. Not as good as gold, but still a tremendous thing, a very good thing to have.

10.03.2026 16:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donald Trump's backside odors have gone to his head to make him more delusional than he already is. He really has to get his head out of Trump's butt.

10.03.2026 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The problem isn't voter fraud, it's the frauds we're told to vote for.

09.03.2026 22:49 👍 10305 🔁 1786 💬 221 📌 85

Ali Habba and the 40 Thieves. #GOP #TrumpCrimeFamily

10.03.2026 15:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not Armageddon, it's the Zombie Apocalypse. #Trump #WarCrimes #Iran

10.03.2026 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Chump Calls It "Collateral Damage"........

09.03.2026 10:59 👍 216 🔁 166 💬 16 📌 4
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯%.......

09.03.2026 11:22 👍 331 🔁 139 💬 10 📌 3
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🫤

09.03.2026 01:05 👍 7220 🔁 2367 💬 44 📌 86
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We The People Pay These Sexual
Predators Salaries. We Must Know
Who's Costing Us, All Our Cash.....

09.03.2026 10:51 👍 602 🔁 378 💬 38 📌 16
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09.03.2026 03:16 👍 18962 🔁 6398 💬 1192 📌 445

Except #Trump is above the law. #SCOTUS and the #GOP both say so.

09.03.2026 15:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today Would Be A Good Day To Release All 
The Trump~Epstein Files

Today Would Be A Good Day To Release All The Trump~Epstein Files

Today would be a good day to release all the
Trump~Epstein Files

#EpsteinFiles
#TrumpEpsteinFiles
#Pedopresident

09.03.2026 15:31 👍 1694 🔁 578 💬 54 📌 17

I remember I said at the time he was murdered, and people scoffed. Hindsight is 20/20.

09.03.2026 15:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The bombing of Iranian children is an unforgivable crime America has blood on its hands.

New in PN: The bombing of Iranian children is an unforgivable crime

"American disinterest in the lives of people abroad is a resource politicians use to justify cynical wars. It's hard to see on what moral grounds we claim a right to decide the fate of those about whom we clearly care so little."

09.03.2026 11:47 👍 7833 🔁 2837 💬 326 📌 136

Do you think the Saudis are going to ask Kushner for their money back?😂

09.03.2026 15:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Why I, Lucifer, Rejected a Deal for Donald Trump’s Soul I’ve made contracts with every sort of lowlife. I’ve been to the crossroads. I’ve been down to Georgia. I’ve signed agreements with legions of lawy...

"I’ve been to the crossroads. I’ve been down to Georgia. I’ve signed agreements with legions of lawyers, living, as I do, in the details, and ended up with the souls of everyone except Daniel Webster, that prig-tastic blowhole. But Donald Trump? Not worth it."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/why...

09.03.2026 15:23 👍 131 🔁 40 💬 5 📌 0
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U.S. Carries Out Another Boat Strike, Killing 6 in Eastern Pacific

@nytimes.com, there, I fixed your headline for you: "US Military Murders 6 Fishermen in Eastern Pacific."

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/u...

09.03.2026 13:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Opinion | We Are Being Governed by Unserious People

@frankabruni.bsky.social As your column today suggests, Morons Are Gutting America. #MAGA

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/o...

09.03.2026 13:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0