This is like how James and Jennifer Garner aren’t related. They’re mortal enemies, however.
06.03.2026 03:31
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My father laughed so hard at this I was worried he’d need CPR.
06.03.2026 03:16
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See you in the Haugeseth.
06.03.2026 03:04
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For a guy whose job was television, Pete Hegseth is a terrible public speaker.
06.03.2026 01:34
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Asking for a friend?
06.03.2026 01:28
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Am I the only person who hasn’t fucked Corey Lewandowski?
06.03.2026 01:27
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Now do Hegseth.
05.03.2026 19:09
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Ain’t that a kick in the elephas maximus.
05.03.2026 13:16
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“I hate that fucking guy”—Me, waxing poetic about Pete Hegseth.
05.03.2026 13:14
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I guess we’re not checking and balancing anymore.
05.03.2026 01:02
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Too bad he’s not in America. Instead of being banned he’d get to be president.
04.03.2026 13:05
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I’m starting to think these guys have no plan for this war. Hmmm.
04.03.2026 00:49
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Be relentlessly normal? You’re asking too much of us.
03.03.2026 03:30
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I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure Trump has that greyscale disease they get on Game of Thrones.
03.03.2026 03:27
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To be fair, Trump watched the season finale of “Tehran” Friday night and thought it was real.
03.03.2026 03:17
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We dieted in a cake eating way.
03.03.2026 01:47
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Hard to mind read someone without a brain...
03.03.2026 01:42
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Well if J.D. Vance said it, I feel better.
03.03.2026 01:38
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This administration is acting like a group of people who know they will never be out of power.
03.03.2026 01:34
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Neither do the people who started it.
03.03.2026 01:32
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So four years then.
01.03.2026 21:56
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And they’re run by a frat boy idiot
01.03.2026 00:38
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Nobel Peace Prizes for all!
01.03.2026 00:36
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Hey you’re on the app. Stop complaining. The app!
01.03.2026 00:35
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Things usually go fine when we get embroiled in wars in the Middle East so I’m sure this Iran thing will go fine too.
01.03.2026 00:33
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Good thing morons aren’t in charge. Going to war in the Middle East with morons in charge would be bad.
28.02.2026 20:16
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Go ahead and fire her. We dare you. You’ll get Disney plused by all of us so fast.
26.02.2026 12:47
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I know what I’m about to say isn’t eloquent political discourse but this guy has an annoying face.
26.02.2026 12:44
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Should give that podium the Congressional Medal of Honor from keeping the old fuck from falling over for two hours. #sotu
25.02.2026 04:02
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Grandad is up late.
25.02.2026 03:30
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