Captain Dick Blastoff

Happy birthday Bob Animal Crossing!!

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Cheney has fallen! Now I, Blastoff, am the new leader of the Dickticons!

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

Thanks for enjoying the show, Earth human! 🚀🩵

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You two were a delight. I'm glad we got to chat! 🚀🩵

Spouse got this ✨GROOVY✨ picture of me with @dickblastoff.bsky.social when we went downstairs and got to interact with the performers after the Dragsidia show! 😘

Two Dancing Greens with their fingers pointing skyward.

Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!

Five drag performers posing on a stage dressed as Sephiroth FF7, Axel Kingdom Hearts, Dancing Green FFXIV, Celes FF6 and Vincent Valentine FF7 respectively.

Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! 🚀🩵

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Very excited for this one!! I love final fantasy!!

Oohhh I'm so excited!!

And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? 🤔

A collage of ten pictures of Captain Dick's drag from the past year. From top left to bottom: Tenna Deltarune, Spamton Deltarune, Deadpool, a rat, the house from Wizard of Oz, a rooster, Gozer Ghostbusters, Emet-Selch FFXIV, Feo Ul FFXIV, a crazed 1950s housewife murdering a turkey.

Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!

a wolf floating in a space suit with its helmet off and flames coming out of the neck of the space suit. the earth can see seen among space and stars in the background.

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Call them!

(From last year's Dragsidia performance feat. @dickblastoff.bsky.social)

So the police won’t stop harassing me about my car and the expired tags. They have placed a second tow notice on my car at the top of my driveway. I need to get some repairs on my car by the end of the month so it can pass inspection, if y’all for a buck or two to throw my way, I would appreciate it

Tenna Deltarune irl being pulled forward by his tie towards the viewer.

Tenna Deltarune irl jacking off plush Spamton's nose...

Tenna Deltarune irl watching something behind the viewer unaware that his picture is being taken.

Tenna Deltarune irl having found Spamton out back in the dumpsters and immediately going for the kill.

Tenna drag was real last night
#deltarune #spamtenna

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👾We Come in Peace!👾
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🛸Happy World UFO Day🛸

Brightly colored illustration of drag performer Cadaver Daddy-o.

Happy Father’s Day to my drag papá @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social

Whatever. Bathroom selfie.

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Love the soundtrack to this

(counting backwards on my fingers) I did that and I can confirm it fucks. The pen is a free fidget toy. But then I hit mid 30 & switched to the lil fuckboy Flip phone that lets me snap it closed. So maybe know what you're getting into first with this timeline progression.

Not me also having the same thing happen lmao. Hot people think alike.