MFSTEVE

It is our civic duty to spit in this man's food.

Bonkers movie

by getting luigied hopefully

AI slop

I have been practicing spelling gilloteen all my life for this

A government comprised of dumb greedy rapists what could go wrong

You you you mean he lied?

He's gonna blow who now?

feed nazis the curb

Currently $6.99 on [streaming service]. It's a bargain.

Fuck the troops. Anyone still fighting for these fascists is a fascist.

Absolutely fuck everyone involved in this. Fuck the American war machine and Fuck the troops too.

I will never vote for that slick asshole

This dude openly admits to never washing his hands

I feel like most bartenders wouldn't try something like that though. Id be more suspicious of other bar patrons.

That def sounds a little sketchy.

Sorry I missed the meeting. I was double booked.

(meeting / me sleeping in the same time slot)

Intentionally exposing your kid to measels by witholding a safe, proven vaccine is child abuse. Using your child to spread it is biological terrorism.

I'm exaggerating of course but also, kinda not?

A firm handshake probably

I got my Gmail account via invite
I was using the internet when it was just text
I downloaded "porn" off of bulletin boards using a Commodore 64

“Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn”

Family values party

Spineless reporting and, the xword puzzle sucks today too.

No.

How can a billionaire be bad if his wife used to be poor

you fuckin noob

I had Dig Dug on my Atari 5200 when I was a kid. Played the heck outta that game.

And an Ollie North is an Ollie but you kick your front foot past the nose