Bee™️

God, that’s erotic.

This is a fantastic point.

Oh, I don’t think he’s necessarily an idiot.

I am not a particularly bright critter - I’m just local to Harvard and see what kind of minds the place is cranking out.

Not impressed.

This is the least they can do for us.

The be fair, a MPP from Harvard doesn’t really require a special kind of intellectual horsepower.

I’d be shocked if he did any of the work himself.

I love a dirty water dog as much as the next person but I can’t deny the unique experience of a truly well made Chicago dog.

Madness. Sheer madness.

This is blasphemy. Slander. Defamation.

The Chicago dog is perfect too!

He’s probably had his back blown out a time or two.

Usually that doesn’t result in one becoming an obsequious toadie though.

The texture of this alone makes my skin crawl.

A yellow bird with a disgusted look on its face. Text reads “visible disgust.”

😂😂

Thank you!

This should not be surprising to you.

There is something deeply, seriously wrong with me.

Despite my longstanding and well documented hatred of Peeps (and most marshmallow products), I’d probably try one.

For science.

They did indeed.

I’m a simple creature. 😂

Oh, what a find!

I’ve never found anything interesting here. 😂

😂😂😂

So, business as usual then.

Kinda where my head is too.

Muscle mommy lesbian werewolves?

👉👈

Sure. Why not?

What’s the worst that could happen?

🫠🫠

I am contractually obligated to post this any time this noodle dicked jerkoff is in the news.

Boooo.

No. Never.

A Chicago dog would fix me right now.

SwearSky Bluesky profanity, as it happens

I would also like people to swear properly on here so it gets picked up by SwearSky

The coffins of the Americans killed in Trump's war with Iran are being draped with the underwear of young girls so Donald Trump will pay attention to them for more than 5 seconds when they are overloaded at Dover AFB.

He really is our very own God Emperor.

That ballroom will be his Golden Throne.

I've been seriously considering doing another graduate degree (or god, a PhD) and when I watch the news coverage, the only question I have is "Why the fuck would I spend that money on piece of paper that will most certainly be useless in the next 3-5 years?"

Shit's bleak, yo.

Suitable for framing!