Hangry Dad

You mean you don't want to know what Richard "bring your harem" Branson has to say?

Five fingers on one hand, four on the other - it's AI, isn't it?

Strategic alliance between Italy and Wimbledon to put a stop to this.

How many of those were due to the Italians coming at you for dissing their pizza?

I remain confident that Lynn Faulds Wood would have picked up on this "potential deathtrap" and nipped it in the bud.

I think they used to be fairly common, but this sort of incident would explain why you don't see them anymore. Anything that turns the stovetop into what appears to be a worksurface is a terrible idea.

It's "our people", but he mumbles it - probably thinking of sausages, or something.

"I'd got to war for nothing, I'd bomb kids for free."
This is just sad.

I know we all like to note that media literacy is dead, but it does take a special kind of idiot to equate themselves with Walter White announcing "I am the danger" while memeing their own war crimes.

Trying a bit too hard, if you ask me.

"Check out this banana that I found by the local pond."

Fortunately, I'm from the South East, and so don't have an accent.

As someone who doesn't much care for flying, I was ready to take this chap's side, but he appears to be a massive dickhead.
Once again, a couple makes it to YBTJ when they could have just spoken honestly to one another.

Classic "all foxes look alike to me" racism. 😔

Brutal.

Declaring war with Italy over food is certainly a bold move.

J R Hartley's fruitless quest continue.

Alan Partridge, lying on a bed and talking into a dictaphone.

"Anglo Trash, with Wayne Hemmingway and Vinnie Jones."

Got me imagining a reverse EuroTrash, with an OTT English presenter chuckling about how weird the UK is. Marvellous.

I do hope that other nations are making these sorts of programmes about us, I'd love to be treated like some sort of zoo exhibit.

Looking at that, and the 90s one, it tracks close to what "the kids" have been getting into via TikTok, and then the algorithms noting that those songs are popular and so pushing them into everyone's recommendations, thus further bumping the numbers.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Anyone growing up in the 80s would have, at some point, dreamed of becoming a coked-up yuppie dickhead. Sort of thing you're supposed to grow out of, though.

"I sez you buy one, you get one free!" - a Nutkins-haired maniac, dressed as a town crier (or something), selling double glazing; also a convicted tax avoider.

We can laugh, but it's only a matter of time before Reform announce Jeff Brown as a by-election candidate.

That same photo of 5 identikit beefy dudes, and a frail old man, but with the logo of memed porn studio Brazzers added.

Is this anything?

So, the takeaway from rising fuel prices after Russia invaded Ukraine, 4 years ago, was a collective "oh well, nothing to be done", and now we're all going to go through it again? Fabulous!

Could have just rebranded as Bejam when they bought them out, saved a fortune in legal fees.

Speak up, m8.

The CIA took his hair.

Something to bring our games under 2 hours would be most welcome, tbh.