miriad aka Alisin Chains (A2RD 🛼)

It's available to the world, doesn't mean it was aired on broadcast television. Not the same thing.

I work in tech and I know sometimes this stuff is difficult but my addiction is heavy and I am jonesing so bad right now. I may legit have a problem that needs an intervention.

UGH. I'm supposed to get up early tomorrow- how am Ingoing to do that if I don't fall asleep reading hollanov and drop my phone in a mysterious sword space place around my bed, so I have to search for it to turn off the alarm?

I love that it was a sketch Connor Storrie brought with him from his clown troop days. The best of the bunch didn't even cone from the SNL writer's room, lol.

Did that actually air or did they just put up the dress rehearsal version on YouTube? I think they did ultimately cut it. I wish they'd cut that teacher sketch and go with the car song pre-record. That was legit funny. We've been discussing getting stuck in cars all day today, lol.

I struggle with other countries' humor, too. Like, I don't really jive with comedies from the BBC at all, even those that are supposed to be "prestige". Not a classy gal, so that might be it, but all that to say, I totally hear you. Plus SNL is usually hit or miss for most US viewers, too. 🤷‍♀️

Please call up the National Guard and kick them out of the state. Please.

Funny how all the recent major arrests for csa have been far right men of some note. Nary a drag queen or trans person in sight. Because of course there weren't.

AND YET, they're still trying to paint the left as the groomers. 🙄🙄🙄

The music was fantastic and I loved the actual story, too, which doesn't always happen. And the art style was
gorgeous!!! 😍😍😍

What were your favorite bits?

I loved "KPop Demon Hunters" SO MUCH! The music is so good!!!

I'm late to the party, though. Anyone else enjoy the shit out of this?

ALSO, bold of you to assume this wasn't a choice by the production team. In what world does Kevin Feige decide Reed should be clean shaven and someone just tells him no? Not this one.

What does Reed NOT having a mustache have to do with character? Does the mustache change the fact that he's a genius? Does it impact his ability to stretch his body in ridiculous ways? If not, why does it matter?

I saw advice to buy extra cans of food when you’re at the grocery store to donate to the food bank.

I want to politely nudge you to give the money directly to food banks (or to mutual aid groups if you know of any).

We can usually stretch a dollar farther than a dollar’s worth of canned goods

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

Woah- those are intense. The one with the dangly butterflies would drive me bananas!

Well, this sounds like something straight out of X-Files Season 4, doesn't it.

This is great because I hear/tell myself "don't focus on [negative stuff]" but having it presented as a positive "focus on what you love" is like 💡🤯 for me!

Why can't Reed have a mustache? It's one of many alt universes so they can do pretty much whatever they want. I'm tired of butt hurt fanboy originalists who can't see beyond the page trying to force a literalist interpretation/lack of vision on these properties. It ruined Star Wars IX, now the MCU.

from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN

GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS

Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte

a sign that says collect underpants phase 1 phase 2 phase 3 and collect underpants profit ALT: a sign that says collect underpants phase 1 phase 2 phase 3 and collect underpants profit

Profit???

Doesn't that mean he perjured himself? Can't we take action about that?

Screenshot of the top of a Wikipedia article about DJ Mustard, showing his full name is "Dijon Isaiah McFarlane".

DJ Mustard did a set as an opener, which was so good! I freaking love him and am so lucky that he's here tonight. Apparently he hasn't been at all the shows. I only recently found out (SO slow on learning this shit) that his government name is "Dijon"- makes his professional name make so much sense!

Wow! Congratulations!!!!

Oh, wow...

Currently sitting in my seat at Ford Field, in my "K.BOT" shirt, waiting for the Kendrick/SZA show to start! So excited!

This is awesome! Would like to see CA and NY next. CA is the heavy hitter- it could do some damage if Newsome decided he wanted to. MN and MI could make some noise, too. Come on, Big Gretch!!!

I think it takes a lot of guts to attend a protest in a small town, or even just a small group in a town without a lot of allies, because the chance of fallout/repercussions could be so much higher. Well done, friends!

Let's have that conversation after we get these fuckers out. Then we have a nice, LOOOOOOONG conversation.