Angela Weiler-Hammond

When you get down about the state of current events, remember we’re in the timeline where Serena van der Woodsen voices a penguin documentary

She’s been out of school for a week before they told the kids. No warning, she was just gone

Today my 7yo’s Ukrainian classmate was deported back to a war zone. But you know, own the libs or whatever

It’s a big problem these days, Noah!

JD Vance looks like he breaks spaghetti noodles

Michael Scott is the definition of a medium girl

According to my 7yo a “medium girl” is a girl who knows what to do but also doesn’t know what to do and I regret to inform you all that I am, in fact, a medium girl

nothing like having to explain to my doctor that no I am not sick, I just naturally have the complexion of a sickly victorian woman confined to her bedchambers

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Twitter got scary

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I’m here!!!

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7yo says “my throat hurts” and visions of the next week of your life flash before your eyes

Perfectly blind-pouring my kid’s 10ml Motrin dose at 2am like I’m a celebrity bartender

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I know, I’m so late to the party