yes there will be knock on effects but hooooo baby am I thankful for e-bikes and a car that gets 38MPG
06.03.2026 20:29
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yes there will be knock on effects but hooooo baby am I thankful for e-bikes and a car that gets 38MPG
go out on a whim a chip of the iceberg a whole other bag of worms got into a scruffle calm as a cucumber got off stock-free get the jest of it happy as a lamb ship of Thesis
i've been putting on a lot of youtube as background noise because I have crippling ADHD and here are some delightful phrases i've heard people use
God fucking dammit Pollard
gas at the speedway off 62 by 35E jumped 30 cents between when I went to the gym and when I came back this morning
In case anyone was wondering, @cleverhood.bsky.social’s bike poncho also works great for when you’re doing community patrol on rainy March days
The problem is ALWAYS Iowa
Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career
🚨🚨🚨Sunday's Emergency has been upgraded to a Level 1 (FULL ACTIVATION) DJ Emergency Ride.
DJ @deveric.net will be providing the beats. @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social will be responsible for getting you home safely.
DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.
A lot of you are saying pretty negative stuff about Markwayne but I respect the man for writing Tom Sawyer
AND THEY ADMIT THAT THEY DID LITERALLY LESS THAN NOTHING
A coworker just put something into Claude and then our boss put that into Claude to analyze their work and I would like to bonk my head on the desk until my brain leaks out my ears
Oh cool that’s why I have a headache
All excellent points. I’d add: there are a lot (like, a LOT) of folks who think that Muslim head coverings are terrible and barbaric yet simultaneously believe that women in Christian society should cover their heads without a hint of irony.
Drivers: Drivers are extremely safe and law-abiding at all times even though the speed limit is far too low and they could be trusted to travel at the speed of sound, especially at night.
Also drivers: You were riding a BIKE? On a ROAD? Are you trying to make me KILL you?
AWOO!
Aka AWOOOOOOOO
I love this city lolol
🚨🚨 FREE SIRENS 🚨🚨
The US Government is now turning to mutual aid signal groups to try to crowdsource missiles during this critical shortage
“The agents put their lives on the line to preserve the crime scene” uhhhhh they fucked with everything and random bystanders had to chase them off and surround evidence with a trash can barrier to prevent CBP from further fucking with it
How I arrived on Bluesky
Lmao I don’t know who this is but that’s the face of “oh my fucking god what have I done with my life”
I watched Goodfellas last night for the first time in years. They do not make movies like that anymore.
No tradesperson will ever have a window van
I’m purposely not saying his name in case he does any searches - but just know that if someone is trying to talk to you while wearing Meta glasses, just check in to the Hotel California
Lmao so a right wing streamer was harassing folks yesterday and admitted his channel has gotten demonetized because we kept playing copyrighted music at him and then he got himself arrested in Stillwater today ahahahahahahahahaha
Angie Craig out here trying to fix her reputation before she runs for senate. We see you, Angie. And we won't ever forget. You will never have this family's vote.
