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this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

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Welp, much as I hate doing it I'm going to have to hold out my cup for some help with the roof. I should be able to come up with most of it but I'll need help with the last 20% or so.

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Jerked it to bear cumvids in my hotel room before coming down to the breakfast bar to post a post cum cum post-cum-berry compote post

Primordial Pouch implies the existence of a Futuristic Fupa

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Exposed human belly. Slightly round. Smooth and hair free

A fox fursuiter observed his belly in a mirror

What flavor?

You bastards made the first five minutes of UP and you expect us to believe you’re worried about the audience needing therapy?

Enfamil

That opening club scene from Blade but it's a furry party one-by-one taking off their kigus to reveal everyone but you is wearing a diaper

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Rafters?

a close up of a cartoon lion with a yellow mane and blue eyes Alt: a close up of a cartoon lion with a yellow mane and blue eyes

You could effortlessly rewrite furry parody lyrics for "Stacy's Mom"

Hey all, my workplace is now trying to implement AI and I'd like to send my manager an email or two about it, but I need to cite sources so I don't just sound like I'm yelling at clouds. Could you please send me your best articles showing why AI sucks?

If you ever need any structure to be stronger, just cum on it. Then it's load bearing.

Can I have it dispense prewarmed lube like how my kitchen fridge does ice water?

Pin the Tail on the Donkey but you're blindfolded and handed a fursuiter's plush dick and try to place it in their sheath

Learned a new term today:

skimo

A homosexual that glides on snow

Get up in the morn, bag of milk, let's rock and roll

I felt a little guilty using the lavatory on this flight because I ate what is frankly an impolite amount of asparagus for breakfast

Oh boy, free nuts!

Goddam, my dick looks GREAT under this lighting

The lavatory on this section of the plane is so spacious! I can now understand how people have sex in these!

They do speak English. I had asked her for white wine and she named the vintage: 12-15 words in French which I didn't understand but all sounded expensive

The flight attendant's french is so fast, I had to ask her to repeat it. I must seem like an idiot

Update: they asked for it back 😔

Hot towel?

I thought that was made up from an SNL sketch!

On the flight now and they give you food?!!

No one bounced me so I think I'm gonna get away with this one

Nah, intracontinental.