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oh my god 😂

I donated a couple weeks ago!

Now through this weekend, I'll donate $1 to @51st.news for each:
- person who reposts this post
- new follower @51st.news ws gets
- new follower @maustermuhle.bsky.social gets
- new follower @christurdisani.bsky.social gets
- new follower I get

And tag/DM me your donation = I'll match it 1:1.

ooooh that’s how I felt about all the athletes bringing home stray dogs from sochi in 2014. ok,,,,,,,but that’s your choice??

Squares of wrapping paper that looks like the texture and color of golden bread.

Items wrapped with the paper, which makes them look like bread.

There's so much bad news in the world. So, here's some wrapping paper designed by Japanese artist Ippei Tsujio that turns everything into bread. A delightful (delicious?) distraction.

More info: spoon-tamago.com/bread-wrappi...

🎵 it’s real and it’s STEEL
🎵 it gives me manly FEELS

www.thenation.com/article/soci...

The US's historical amnesia is Latin America's generational trauma.

Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

something something you can get these melons for free

I got two personal melons with me all the time amirite

Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “wow who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself you nazi scum”

picture of shepards pie with the following ad Hot Deals of the Week Make every meal better with 10 lb of Potatoes for just $4.99. Comfort food starts here.

make every meal better with 10lbs of potatoes

Why I Keep Masking | Defector One of the earliest photos of me features my grandfather, a doctor from the Philippines, cradling me as a newborn while wearing a face mask. He had a cold at the time and I was as vulnerable as a…

Why I keep masking: defector.com/why-i-keep-m...

I have been on vacation all week in a very different time zone and it has been EXQUISITE, and also I have absolutely no idea what is happening in the country, so none of these skeets make any sense. I have started watching The Pitt, tho

I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel

Time to check in on social media for my little hit of dopamine.... what??? All cortisol???? Again??!?!

Bissau 10% Palau 10% Avalon (UK) 10% Fiji 32% Tyree (UK) 10% Isles of Ebony (UK) 10% Peru 10% Cebu (Philippines) 17% Babylon (Iraq) 39% Bali (Indonesia) 32% Cali (Colombia) 10% Beneath the Coral Sea (Australia) 10% Ebudæ (UK) 10% Khartoum (Sudan) 10% Deep Sea of Clouds 10% Island of the Moon (Madagascar) 47% The Ross Dependency (Antarctica) 10% Tripoli (Libya) 31%

Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

heard a guy outside the metro playing “boulevard of broken dreams” on the steel drums, honestly amazing

There is a gofundme for his family here: www.gofundme.com/f/legal-aid-...

“I told him he would come back home”: Ahead of federal hearing, wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia presents court with emotional story of immigration, love, hope, and loss On March 12, 2025, Kilmar Abrego Garcia finished his shift as a sheet metal workers apprentice at a Baltimore jobsite, picked up his 5-year-old, special-needs son from his grandmother’s house, and beg...

I wrote about the cruel and illegal deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia for @baltimorebeat.bsky.social. Even if you know the story, read it for the full impact on his family. It is horrendous. baltimorebeat.com/i-told-him-h...

I wear a mask all the time because I am a teacher, my students come to school sick all the time, I hate being sick, I get sick easily, covid is miserable, and long covid is terrifying — oh, and it doesn’t impact anyone except me. fuck off, The Atlantic

It’s time to talk about the real problem in this country: people who are doing too much to stop the spread of infectious disease

I’ve had a super busy week for expected work reasons and wow it’s so nice not to know what fresh hell has been brewing, but also, my god, the fresh hell

sure hope so!!!

Landstorm / Sandslide

I heard a stupid breathy cover of Jack Johnson’s “better together” at the store just now and it threw me for a real loop. isn’t the song soft and chill enough already? did it HAVE to be embreathened?

ICE, HSI, and DSS agents standing in a circle in a parking lot

🚨ALERT 🚨ICE activity has been reported in Adams Morgan: this morning (3/26) HSI agents showed up at H.D. Cooke Elementary School and tried to detain a school employee as they got out of the car. The agents did not show a warrant and other employees managed to intervene and prevent the arrest. 1/

oh my GOD