Isn't mercury in Gatorade or something?
08.03.2026 05:04
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Isn't mercury in Gatorade or something?
Why tf do I have Machine Head as an earworm rn
My old job gets it in occasionally and man am I ever glad it was not a thing when I was working there
They also carry this stupidly expensive Venetian chocolate and I always get a tiny piece
My favorite is when I have to deal with vendors for work and their website says something like "verifying that you are human" when I log in
Like, good luck buddy that might take a while cause at this point I'm not sure myself
Yes I know where I live but it still seems a tad early for Aggressive Pollen Season
I require that headband
I'm more Bella Canvas...
I took my phone number out of mine because I didn't want anyone calling me. It's been 4 years and admin still hasn't noticed
Because the world is on fire, I bought new band shirts
LOOK when anyone proves to me that adult coping mechanisms are more effective I'll start using them
One day you're young and cool and interesting and then Bam! Middle age and you have passionate opinions about bottled salad dressing
Ok the next time y'all want to bring me something from the parades maybe a plushie or beads? Not bronchitis? Not to be that bitch but damn
Excellent choice
Oh I have clear favorites, they just change every 45 seconds
The scream I scrumpt when I figured it out
As a former Mobilian I can verify this is the most Mobile post ever
Same I'm about to walk into traffic
Okay but if one of y'all mfers doesn't read this story so I can scream about it with someone I will burn shit down
I mean I can see his point there
I also appreciate the international scope of your recs because without them I don't know if I'd ever stray outside the US/UK/Western Europe bands and there's so much more out there
Also of everything you've written, the diving boys will always be special to a lot of people
Ed Teach the Condom Hog, you will always be famous
As someone who dropped acid for the first time at a strip club Halloween party, can confirm the validity of this advice
I know I'm crying laughing over it
www.outsports.com/2026/2/13/24...
Just leaving this here for @clairegregoryau.bsky.social
Oh wait I do have an alt account, brb
It's not like I can follow you TWICE
All of us rolling up in matching pink shirts to hand this bigot his own ass like we're in uniform
I already have the shirt and I'm in a shit mood so maybe you can pick me up on the way to said ass kicking
Nothing like winning the opener on the mercy rule #geauxtigers