Yes but was the lip sync good?
08.03.2026 04:48
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I’m sure they have a banana they could lodge in my throat
There are a group of hot firefighters at the grocery store right now and I’m about to start playing with matches
For a rainy dreary Sunday I had a solid sweaty workout
They should be booted from the train immediately. Or at least shown to a non quiet car since they must be illiterate and couldn’t read the signs
It’s 80 degrees out. Is it acceptable to start summer fridays yet? (Important to note: my company doesn’t offer summer fridays)
Not the pinky promise!
Woke up at 3:30 and couldn’t fall back asleep and have too many meetings for a mid day nap. Might just fall asleep on my keyboard fuck it
He’s going to be a judge on drag race. He needed to reiterate that he’s straight
More like back shot hotel
I wanna Wendy on his Willams until
he’s how you doin?!
Meh I honestly just needed to get that one out of my head.
Shared contact info with a man at the bar last night and found out today that the only part that saved was his Apple ID email.
Show me your Lyft driver
Show me your Uber driver.
I know where I’m going for lunch
I’ve been keeping two sick days stowed away: one for the day of and one for the hangover the next
I know one way in which I would love to spend Presidents’ Day tomorrow if we were to be so lucky
Wisconsin boy. Can confirm.
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Needing hump day humping
All the Puerto Rican celebs in the halftime show and no Ginger Minj?
Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the National Foreskin League
The hungover horny is strong today
Me the second everyone left my Valentines Day Party
Tag yourself
When he says you have a pretty hole
