Uggh typo edit: Andy Borowitz

I keep having to make sure that the headlines aren’t written by Andy Botwitz

I commented elsewhere that my mom gets her turkeys for thanksgiving from her American Legion raffle, and she’s in theNW Chi burbs (they all hunt in WI).

My mom gets her Thanksgiving turkeys every year from her American Legion raffle (in IL but they all hunt in WI.)

Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

It gets me every time 😂 Thanks for finding that link and sharing it!

For us in Seattle, we have the banana index. The sooner bananas are sold out, the more freaked out we are about the snowstorm predictions.

Are any of those incidents being taken to court? Or do they not have cases to bring?

Wow his hands are delicate. And I think I saw somewhere that this happens monthly, like on a schedule or something?

With lead emissions that created how many serial killers? Can’t wait to see how many Ted Bundys and Gary Ridgeways this creates.

Glaucous-winged Gull 🙌

The humidity without rain is so gross (why I’ll never move back to the Midwest), but it’s nowhere near what folks around the rivers are going through. I will have them in my thoughts and hope that everything holds through the next couple days.

It’s enraging that we got to this point of fighting for humane treatment of anyone inside of our country, but *thank you* for raising up our voices to protect immigrants.

And it has always been like this 😖

Then why did this instance of an insult during an AFO press gaggle blow up? Because this was the first time he’s pulled out his Piggy insult specifically?

I had no idea--cool!

Wow! That's the closest you can get?! Thank you for being there!

I betcha that for whatever ails him he tries not to comply because taking care of your body is so weak <eye roll>

It would make sense given his poor diet and lack of exercise, but CVI can have other causes. Does he have other specific symptoms that point to CHF that don’t overlap with CVI?

But the White House announced that he was diagnosed with CVI last month?…

I grew up on ZAZ comedy, so I naturally groaned when I saw that the sequel was made, groaned again when I saw Liam Neeson was the main character, and then couldn’t wait to see it after I watched the trailer.

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

I wonder what the cost per attendee will be

Traffic camera view down 4th Ave lined by multi-story buildings in downtown Seattle. Protest crowd is marching toward the camera next to the elevated monorail tracks. In the foreground is a giant US Constutution replica, and one and a half Catalans wide, carried by the crowd, with “We the People” written across the far top end, raised in the air.

The two actions carry equal weight in your eyes?

I don’t think it’ll fit in his bathroom either.

I’ve wanted to know what kind of fish are in this painting? Maybe a future fish painting could be an eagle in flight with a salmon in its talons.. and then I could pair it with the harpy eagle 😁

A terribly unflattering picture of Trump mid swing while golfing, watermark in center “Getty Images, Credit: Timothy A. Clary.” In the lower corner is a golden trophy with #0 on the front filled with five eggs, ala MS Paint, painted by yours truly @jnine.

I hate how eggs have been overused, but it works.

If only they had their wise all-knowing Elon set up a new email system before starting his five bullet program… oh wait.

After 20+ years here I’ve come to accept there will be clouds 🙃 I’m happy that I at least got to see the 2021 Leonid shower at their peak in dark skies. Probably the most intense experience I will ever get. Sigh.