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Writer, author, presenter. Books like Yes Man, Join Me, Somebody Told Me. Radio X, "The Important Broadcast" Assassin's Creed, WSM, a load of other stuff.

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The Important Broadcast Module 418: The History of The Photo Booth Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 08/02/2026 · 1h 11m

Today, Producer Joe revealed he'd been on a course to encourage us to "not just colour in between the lines".

So I asked him if he would like me to cross those lines.

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08.02.2026 19:21 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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The Important Broadcast Module 417: The Perfect Mission for Steve Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 01/02/2026 · 1h 17m

Today's examination of life in 2026 includes a new feature to reassure you that absolutely everything is fine. Also: Melania the Movie, and Where Do You Keep Your Birthday Candles?

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01.02.2026 18:31 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Important Broadcast Module 414: Forfar, The County Town of Angus Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 11/01/2026 · 1h 18m

You could try this for the first time, or you could just tell yourself you already have enough joy in your life and things will never improve.

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11.01.2026 21:10 👍 23 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you!!

02.01.2026 13:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha! Thank you for sharing! DW (Dionne Warwick)

22.10.2025 08:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok!

20.10.2025 23:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Important Broadcast Module 402: Honk If You Love Pizza Do Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 19/10/2025 · 1h 38m

Listen to this while tidying up, fixing a boat or mending a welly.

It takes roughly that amount of time.

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19.10.2025 16:31 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 1

Not at all

08.10.2025 22:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Important Broadcast Module 400: The Draughty Chateau Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 05/10/2025 · 1h 18m

This week's show involves a terrible situation that happened at a wedding...

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07.10.2025 14:36 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
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Nice bins, but far too tall

22.08.2025 08:14 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Life-saving idea! Pass it on!

05.08.2025 23:16 👍 11248 🔁 4573 💬 54 📌 270
Harlan Ellison -- Pay the Writer
Harlan Ellison -- Pay the Writer YouTube video by Nicholas Horton

once a year I watch this

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14.07.2025 18:50 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Receipt that says Subtotal: £21.50. Spend £978.50 more to reach free shipping!

Receipt that says Subtotal: £21.50. Spend £978.50 more to reach free shipping!

Very annoying when you just miss out on free shipping

05.07.2025 17:17 👍 136 🔁 4 💬 12 📌 1
A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?

A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?

I can’t help but wonder what other names were on the shortlist.

20.06.2025 13:13 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 12 📌 0

Q: What’s brass and sounds like Tom Jones? 🤔
A: Trombones. 😂🎶

08.06.2025 21:57 👍 57 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0
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Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · The Great Leader and his I.B.S (Important Broadcast Squad) assemble every Sunday morning from 11am - 1pm! Whether you're filling out your listener pad with this weeks...

Maybe my favourite episode in ages - thanks to listener Ray Boyle and his incredible spooky tale...

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08.06.2025 19:29 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.

Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.

When they asked me if I wanted to go sea kayaking, I thought they meant did I want to "go see kayaking", which would have been much more boring.
Thanks for a fun day Team Halfords!
#SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes

07.06.2025 13:44 👍 49 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Looking magnificent, like a regal lion, Danny holds a kayak paddle like a royal standard, a crown-like bike helmet that secures his legacy as King of the Road, and for some reason a small kettle. Also not sure why he's got his foot on a plastic bucket.

Looking magnificent, like a regal lion, Danny holds a kayak paddle like a royal standard, a crown-like bike helmet that secures his legacy as King of the Road, and for some reason a small kettle. Also not sure why he's got his foot on a plastic bucket.

Danny age 5-ish wearing his favourite Halfords BMX top he thought made him look like a big mean BMX guy.

Danny age 5-ish wearing his favourite Halfords BMX top he thought made him look like a big mean BMX guy.

Hard to believe it’s 20 years this summer since Yes Man was published. When they realised, my old pals at Halfords offered me a whole day of Yeses to celebrate... and when I say "old pals", I mean I literally used to dress as a member of staff when I was five.

#SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes

06.06.2025 17:37 👍 60 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Always here for you, Gari! Hope all ok x

23.05.2025 19:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I directly direct you to the word ‘indirectly’. Let’s see how this works out for you. The Harvest arrives soon.

04.05.2025 21:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Word a good apology for next week.

04.05.2025 21:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Come on.” It’s all about the full stop.

04.05.2025 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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The Important Broadcast Module 378: Plums Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 04/05/2025 · 1h 8m

We didn’t dedicate today’s show to anyone, so I now decree it is dedicated to my step-godfather, @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

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04.05.2025 20:13 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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The Important Broadcast Module 378: Plums Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 04/05/2025 · 1h 8m

A member of the radio show team cancelled at the last minute, so I threw the whole show out. Which meant I ended up talking about plums for one whole hour.

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04.05.2025 20:06 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Thank you. At last.

27.04.2025 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s all very unusual, isn’t it?

11.03.2025 21:36 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
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Anyone know what brand this bag is?

27.02.2025 19:09 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0

Making America grate again

29.01.2025 09:19 👍 44 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

With a TikTok ban looming, I’m putting it out there that I will, for a small fee, send you a 19 second video of me doing a rehearsed dance to a song you’ve never heard of.

17.01.2025 19:44 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Unbelievably unprincipled cowardice.

29.01.2025 07:14 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0