Predo

A crab is crabe

Se a gente fingir que dinheiro não é um limite, tem sempre uma Liliana a mais pra colocar num deck de Góticas Invocando Zumbis

This aged well. Note the author.

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two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

We got the eye of terror before GTA 6.

me seeing christopher lee is trending: oh no!!!!
me after clicking on it: oh its just a character on some show that has the same name
me:
me: wait christopher lee died like ten years ago

With Yoko Taro in charge of Evangelion, finally we have someone with the courage to ask, "What if Misato had a huge butt?"

Regime
ANYTIME, ANYWHERE else, it would be Trump Regime

Close enough
Welcome back Maginot line

You must be more specific than that, lots of Fuck Faces around

A group of lions lounging on a dirt road, a safari vehicle is approaching in the background.

me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there

Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

Senhoras e senhores
Uma sessão de Lancer, narrada pelo Cara Que Fez

No Games For Genocide The games industry is complicit in genocide. It’s time to divest.

Anyway, Microsoft's gaming products are subject to a boycott from the BDS movement, due to Microsoft's ongoing support for the IDF. Bethesda is owned by Microsoft.

nogamesforgenocide.com

Easily
I actually think Design wouldn't hold back and we would have the most broken standard set of the decade

Não pode ser

Happy birthday Shivam

This is the most "accuse them of what you do" shit I've ever seen

Fascism is imperialism inwards

"bluesky is nothing but wokescold leftist politics" idk man my timeline is all my beloved mutuals and artists who draw anime characters with huge breasts, maybe you should try following other people

It's a huge "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation, but in the end it's probably better to show the world you're not in for those crazy and cruel people (and swiftly filter out those that ARE in favor of it)

a drawing of two simple shapes side by side: on the left, an air fryer with a dark handle; on the right, a rounded shape (very similar to the air fryer) with a thick black tail hanging down

a black and white cat on a kitchen counter, facing away, with its dark tail hanging straight down. next to it sits a white air fryer with a black handle. the cat’s body and tail closely resemble the shape and details of the air fryer beside it

wow two air fryers

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

o que é ser " do game " ? 0 mesmo que ser "do job" Não concordo. A dama pode ser do job e do game. Mas quem é do game pode não ser do job. Ser do Job é ser "P" de profissão, mas ser do Game é conceder favores sexuais em troca de vantagens ou beneficios , sem que isso seja p seu ganha pão. Exemplo: moça que trabalha vendendo o corpo em estabelecimento ou hotel , paga comissão e tem uma madame ou chulo que lhe fica com o dinheiro = do JOB Exemplo: bancária do BAI que aceita ir passar um fim de semana ao Mussulo a casa dos chefes para ganhar promoção

Irmãos, estou aprendendo gírias angolanas e suas minúcias

A black and white long haired cat snoozing in a sort of inverted loaf shape over a hump in a blanket.

When you have to work from home but your leg is being used as a pillow. #cats