🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈

A selfie of me in a grubby hotel mirror wearing a leather vest with white stripes cus I'm totally very innocent

Had a fun weekend in Glasgow at BearScots and a leather meet. #scruffsawitfirst

My perfectly functional N64 controllers that are so well used the shaft of the joystick was leaving dusty plastic shavings all around the hole it sits in disagrees lol joycons were just made by a company that sucked to the point Nintendo had to offer repairs for free 🤣

Tuuuurn around briiiight eyes! (Absolutely love this film)

Jumpscare 🫣

CHAR SIU PORK BURGERS Recipe These burgers are inspired by char siu, which is a Cantonese barbecue pork dish and a popular flavour in Chinese cuisine. We’ve used 5% fat pork mince to keep the calories low and have added some extr...

It's from a "pinch of nom" book, but the recipe is here:

Four burger patties on the chopping board waiting to be cooked

Close up of Pak choi and carrot salad

Char Sui burger sitting on a salad of pak choi and carrots on a roll

Been craving this all week and I can honestly say cooking in our current kitchen makes me want to cry but these Char Sui pork burgers were ALMOST worth it. Almost. Fucking kitchen.

Alas (and sometimes thankfully) we don't have HOA's in Scotland 🤣

Years ago we went for a walk past our old house and laughed because our really awful neighbour's bin had been tipped over and was spilling out on the street. I took a picture and it occasionally gets presented as a memory and it makes me giggle at how petty I can be 🤣

Amazing, clearly it was enjoying fucking you up 🤣 several takes is about 45 less than I do 🤣 every time I forget the words I can't help but just wholly malfunction 🤣

There were STEPS to the MUSIC and everything, I CANT HELP IT IF YOU HAVE NO CULTURE 💃🤣

Someone just liked this and reminded me of when I still had some fucking energy 🤣🥰😭

Love it. Going to need it on repeat thanks haha shout out to the distracting crow! I still have recorded anything in my new place so I haven't figured out where the distractions live yet 🤣

Thank you very much 🥰 I'm a little tired today but I'll get through it 🥰

You'd definitely notice the difference if I posted the dreaded "before" 🤣

How kind of you to say so, I hope it made you feel good about yourself. I shan't be changing in the meantime 😊

Of all the things I'd rub in people's faces it's not that 🤣

With the current exchange rate, that would be looking like £743,356.30 while feeling like £1.12 🤣

Me sporting a fresh haircut and beard trim

It's medication day so I'm probably gonna feel a bit garbage for a couple of days but at least I have a fresh hair cut so I don't LOOK like garbage for a couple of days! #newhairwhodis

Hello? Id like a refund for this MS? It seems to be functioning exactly as it should and I didn't actually sign up for that? 🤣😭

If only labour politicians were still capable of learning from their mistakes or feeling shame 🤣

Given that he's a fossil, maybe let's call it hybrid?

Nooooooooo😭🤣

Good morning.

If you've just woken up, the politics of hope just crushed the politics of fear and hatred (Labour-Reform).

It wasn't even close.

40.6% for the Greens. Reform second on 28.7%, Labour third on 25.4%.

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

No one fucking likes me

I joined Reform

To deport you all

But in the end

No one fucking likes me

BREAKING: A wonderful speech from Green Party's Hannah Spencer after winning the Gorton and Denton by-election.

Congratulations!

And also heyyyy I am very much in need of a plumber and plasterer right now plz help lol

They should take him in and turn him into some sort of renewable power source feeding from his political compass spinning

This post alone has added two to my "must purchase" list haha

It just seems a little light on.... Well.... Anything currently. No real puzzles, not a lot of danger so far. Fairly empty. But I will continue on for a bit.