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40-something IT & Telecoms Manager by day / Minis, Gunpla, Games and other nonsense by night. He/Him. Trying to escape all the nonsense from Elmo's Hellscape.

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It's just an excuse to cross the border and kill Lebanese civilians.

07.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Allegedly impossible.

07.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How do you intend to explain the concept of 'Macromedia Flash' to Gen Alpha?

07.03.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure they also want their share of the money too. American Evangelicals never seem to be a short of a dollar or two.

07.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Straight on the blocklist!

06.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mother: "Read Tom's book!"
Child: "no, I want to read the wizard book!"
M: "but it's good!"
C: "it's boring, he wears normal clo..."
M: "listen here, you little shit. It's WBD and either this or we don't eat. You know what your father gets like when he's hangry!"

05.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Proper men of the people!

05.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And how do they explain an 'opposite' opinion if the shoe is on the other. It's bullshit that your elected representatives let your system get to this stage.

04.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it would be Brilliant if she answered the question rather than ignore it...

04.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt some algorithm realised 'this email is associated with a real person' and acted accordingly.

04.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn't bad by any metric other than it was *too* much change after a decade and a half of largely identikit Trek.

And, yes, the theme song.

04.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

03.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1118 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 47
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It's very much this meme...

03.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure the multiple non-executive director jobs she will be offered will furnish the nest appropriately...

02.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again; every accusation is an admission.

02.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No I haven't. I literally said 'we don't know' but it's fairly certain as a green MP she will support Green Party policies, no?

02.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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T-minus 3... 2... 1... till boop!

02.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of those Manatee meme videos when they smash their noses into the glass and it squishes right down to their eyes...

02.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We don't know how she is going to vote on any issues outside of a) the typical Green policies or b) just opposing the government ideologically.

New MPs are very much black holes until they build voting records...

02.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure that description covers a lot of current sitting MPs of all stripes,..

02.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have β€˜voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

02.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 5328 πŸ” 1142 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 21

I’ll be making a submission. Please consider doing so.

02.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

How does he walk in a straight line or remember to breathe in and out consecutively, let alone do MP things..?

01.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a rebranded Fighting Fantasy - notice how Ian Livingstone wrote it?

01.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt he'd argue that was The Brexit Party, not Reform UK.

Further, he adds that he intends to introduce a policy to prevent Companies House from being publicly searchable.

01.03.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how insufferable those dweebs were when they killed off one of the best characters in the franchise for commercial reasons?

No, I *didn't* wear out the free Return of Optimus Prime VHS I got from eating loads of Findus Crispy Pancakes, you must be thinking of someone else!

28.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scorbunny erasure!

27.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unbelievable article with totally misleading headline.

Head of BBC News says she gave Farage more airtime than he was entitled to. She was pro-Reform.

Journalists in the newsroom opposed giving him extra unwarranted exposure.

This is described as being anti-Reform.

27.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

...and even when he was, hardly attending!

27.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that's beat my Β£10 note in the local service station...

27.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0