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you (childish pokemon player): its a game about dog fighting
me (advanced pokotopia enjoyer): its a game about resettling native pokemon populations into prefabricated duplexes so i can strip mine the environment and provide high tech goods and services
it's so cool that Jack made this place just in time for all of every other media outlet across every medium to be owned by freaks
Absolutely insane that the answer to what the One Piece actually is is physically out there in the world.
For the very first time.
The only physical answer.
And it's at the bottom of the ocean. youtu.be/O9M1UMj-vwE?...
Zohran, please apply the 30/hr emergency work mentality to many other problems in our city, there are so many things that a few days of hard work could help improve and everyone here is clearly extremely happy about this
Humble & completely sincere request for 3 different directions:
-All the cancelled and removed animation projects that will one day haunt David Zaslav (think Infinity Train)
-A blank check for some of the beautiful work being done by people like Worthikids, Speeodru, and Louie Zong
-The Muppets
A store with a sign that says βADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNSβ
"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.
Watched a friend load up a browser based GBA emulator with the Pokemon roms pre-installed and had a heart attack from how badly I wanted to say "BACK IN MY DAY" (I am 30)
It has literally never been easier to emulate a GBA game on your phone
A screenshot from Titanfall depicting the interior of a drop ship
And yet every one of these losers thinks they're some space marine ass operator in a tough guy drop ship
A screenshot of default Windows Vista
we used to be a fucking country
Right-clickmaxxing
The AI business model is predicated on the idea that they'll be able to make up for their losses by selling us subscriptions for their chatbots, that the bots will harvest and sell our data, absolutely none of which will work if every computer on earth is dedicated to an LLM Server Farm
Charles Ephebophile Cheese
A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
Spending more time with their digital Hunt-A-Killer Box salivating over literal gory details about real human torment than they are thinking even half as hard about what might need to be done to make sure all of the people whose names are in those fucking files see the inside of a courtroom
I'm glad Liberals have their own Qanon now in the form of the Epstein File Releases, but it's all religious psychosis satanic panic flavored because these freaks put just enough Moloch LARP in the background of their evil lairs to keep KamalaHive Core Evestigators too busy to ask for actual action
Cool tie, got it just the right length β€οΈ
TikTok investigators are going to create QAnon2 because they care more about reading the scariest/most insane shit in there than they do just calling it "evil enough" to put down the Adobe Acrobat and bring French justice to our shores now.
Again????
Consider me shocked that the people who spend all their time talking about and obsessing over the idea of children and sexuality are actually the perverts
Genuinely. Thank you Stacy! Stay safe and be well!
I definitely stand to be corrected, but in context to previous administrations and the overall budget, Libraries will not be something Zohrans administration under-values and harms
Pretty fucking bad!
Almost there Chris!!! Just added a few too many words to this one!
And that's not hyperbole, it's literally one after another after another as far as I want it to go lmao
My feed's been nothing but anime recommendation text posts for the last 48 hours
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
A screenshot of a post from Robby Starbuck on Twitter/X that reads "It's embarrassing. The Spanish conquistador in me wants to jump in and take control. It's a curse having DNA from there and Roman times. We just have too many weak men in government." And a reply from Joe Lonsdale that reads "Yep."
This is gonna get crazy mileage from me though as a reaction honestly
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.