*picks up old bottle from ocean, reads message*
YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED. DO NOT IGNORE. DO NOT TRASH THIS MESSAGE. YOU MUST FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 7 PEOPLE TO AVOID 7 YEARS OF DESPAIR. YOU HAVE 7 HOURS TO COMPLY BEFORE THE CURSE TAKES EFFECT.
Sign for a store called CBD+AMMO, which also sells sports, theater, and concert tickets.
I can never leave this city.
She used to do this a lot when she was a kitten. You can look at our shelves and tell what we read between like 2019 and 2021 because they all have little teeth marks all over them. "Literary criticism," I call it.
Long hair tortie looking like she's innocent as fuck and didn't just get caught chewing on books.
The face of bitch with thoughts on Aimé Césaire.
Long hair tortie looking like she's innocent as fuck and didn't just get caught chewing on books.
The face of bitch with thoughts on Aimé Césaire.
"WHAT DID I ALREADY TELL YOU ABOUT EATING BOOKS ON DECOLONIALISM," and other things I yell as a cat owner.
They closed my Ramen shop. 😭
Really liked "Las Malas" (Bad Girls) by Camila Sosa Villada; "Our Share of Night by Mariana Enriquez" (although her short story collections are all wonderful); "A Little Luck" by Claudia Piñeiro; Selva Almada's "Not A River"; "Fever Dream" by Samanta Schweblin; Pola Oloixarac "Savage Theories"
My biggest personal reading rule that has never failed me is if the author is from Argentina I'm reading them.
Might respect it more if he was named like Marquesne.
MFer named Markwayne.
Winter's Tale, for the batshittery.
I'll keep watching it. Got a couple solid laughs out of the two episodes so far.
“Diane it is…..3:17am and I am leaving the basement of the J. Edgar Hoover building in Washington DC. It was a delightful time tonight, Diane, delightful. The abs on that guy! That reminds me Diane, remember to remind me to order some flowers or perhaps an edible bouquet….”
Pronouncing Netflix like Grand Prix.
Pronouncing Netflix like Grand Prix.
Anyway, shout out to the Greens.
"Do a barrel roll to the polls!"
--The consultants who keep missing layup elections for the US and UK, probably
As to why, no idea. I laughed until I cried when I first saw the episode (Treehouse of Horror IV) as a kid and it has stuck with me for over 30 years.
"Welcome! Come in! Ah yes, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead."
"Sir, you have to let go of the button."
"Well son of a bit--"
Releasing the hounds early this year.
But what about crystal Donkey or crystal Puss in Boots?
You just know WaPo and NYT already have their "finally sounds presidential" and/or "great turning point for presidency" articles ready to go.
The boy watched Goodfellas recently and the slow realization that this is where Goodfeathers came from was a delight.
Cannot recommend getting a phd while your kids are undergrads enough. 10/10, amazing fun.
We duel at dawn.
My mentor is beefing with my son's mentor and I've seen enough kung fu movies to understand that me and my son are mortal enemies now.
The Drapery Falls by Opeth.
I can watch Moonstruck literally anytime. Just watched it yesterday? Yeah I'll watch it again. Watched it this morning? Doesn't matter, would watch it again. We just finished it? Start that shit over cuz I'll watch it again.
