Heavy D 🥶🎄⛄☕❄️🍪

Don't want to be nuke mogged

Oh Lord are we bringing back nuclear bunkers

Embrace the chaos!

how your email finds me

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

for international women’s day i will be going insane

A meme of comedian John Mulaney on a blue stage with a blue background singing "the bread ife God is bread"

Cool cool cool we're doing John today #churchsky

Men would rather remarry immediately to someone 20 years younger and put her at risk of being murdered than go to therapy

I had one table excited about it on Thursday but they were drunk

One hour warning over on Mastodon! #ColumboTV

But the vision boarding was so iconic, it was like you'd internalized the actual themes

Honestly I'd forgotten the cheapest thing on the menu reference because it's been about a year. You had to jog it loose

Three rave bracelets: one says Wow, one says "Sky Daddy," and one says "BK cursed"

Book and friendship themed bracelets

An airplane necklace

A printout showing a completed book. The book is Sky Daddy by Kate Folk

@mollymcawesome.bsky.social FINISHED SKYDADDY!

A group of nerds and their vision boards at the airport Burger King

We made vision boards at the airport Burger King!

Oh my God they threw me a Sky Daddy themed party

The essence of Protestantism is:
-angrily insisting that you are a free thinker, and all people should be
-angrily insisting that all the other free thinkers are doing it wrong
-reinventing the system you rebelled against, but worse and more punitive, without its prosocial functions/legitimacy

She said she's fine with them as long as they're wearing hats

Just confirmed Mandy will also be reading it with us

I mean OBVIOUSLY I'm going to listen to it 😆

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU'LL NEVER RETIRE - email from 401k provider

Thanks! Every year I grow worse and more powerful!

I recommend chronic immaturity + denial + the magical blurring effect of photography. Never be seen in natural sunlight or overhead lighting. Always stand next to someone older.

Listen, you can squat and squint at the same time

A text saying "…..you’ve gotta stop using celebrations to torture people"

So first of all

Thank you!

Thank you! I'm a palindromic wonder this year!

I have grown another year more powerful!

Tomorrow, 5 PM ET/10 PM UK, join us for #ColumboTV!