Won my first Riftbound Summoner Skirmish! Was a very small field, but can't complain 😅 Playing mostly stock Kai'sa with a couple of cards missing (Sun Disc is a pet inclusion but probably gone when I get another Retreat). Completely busted deck ngl
- go to my first @riftbound.riotgames.com local
- lots of rule confusion, some opponents confidently asserting the wrong rules for lines of play
- i mald
- go home, read up on rulebook fully
- judge program happens to drop this morning
- ...
- can now "well ackshually 🤓☝" all my opps gg
So delirious on lack of sleep, I updated my instagram profile for the first time in nearly 5 years
if someone only ever is exposed to me on that platform, they'll be so surprised at me suddenly sprouting a beard...
Made a new friend at work
At some point, I'm going to start dropping acronyms/slang into my work Teams conversations, involuntarily
can't imagine what the response will be in the Indian office when I tell them the updated meeting time is "tbh actually bussin"
Once again made aware of how much data companies have on me - since the day I turned 30, youtube has been relentlessly pushing NorthernLion clips onto my homepage. And what's worse, I've been watching AND enjoying them.
I try to defy my pre-ordained fate, but I am at the whim of the machine...
damn, training for the marathon do really just be like irl umamusume
(except I've only trained guts and my energy is permanently low)
Somehow, someway, at some unidentified point in time, the phrase "Ay caramba" snuck into my vocabulary and now it just APPEARS from time to time, without warning.
i'm having a bart summer i guess
No better feeling than putting a joke in the group chat and getting a full complement of laugh reacts. Feeling like I can conquer the world.
On two separate occasions in the last week, I have had to explain the term "sigma" to Boomers/Gen X-ers. I am the bridge between generations. A master of both skibidi rizz and "you're telling me you can't buy a house on just your salary?".
FFXIV Reddit
"That's the most foul lamb ever created. Don't you see all the bones?!" by Jadeoflight
http://redd.it/1jvleqe
Finally back playing FF14 after 3 weeks away
we are living the dream
Actual conversation I had with beatrice today (about whether ee should go to our hotel or chill):
B: "So, what do you want to do?"
Me: "I think it's time for us to LOCK IN."
B: "... you know I have no idea what that answer means, right"
TIL that typing in the "Your Name stairs" on google maps gives you the actual Your Name stairs in Tokyo
the wonders of modern technology
went to the @porterrobinson.com gig last night
Being hungover in a "we are quite corporate" office environment makes me feel very self-aware and alert to the suspicion of others. I must be careful with my every move. I am the workplace imposter. Among Us.
is that contraband
Time to replay this absolute omegabanger
I feel like I've hit the "really likes boomer/dad games" stage of my life way too early
Any game that lets me just go "ok, ok, just hold on a minute, let me take a look at this" becomes more and more appealing with each passing year lmao
born too early to explore the universe
born too late to see daft punk live
...
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
bo
no. of ideas for high-quality shitposts = many
willingness to spend money on adobe products = 0
I dreaded it. I ran from it. But the Northernlion stream clips arrived in my YT algorithm all the same.
Just to clarify, in the most specific and precise verbiage I can manage:
fuck landlords
Just posted a version of the Navy Seals copypasta in my static discord, and it went over the heads of everyone
preparing the nursing home application as we speak 👴
Asking beatrice's nephew "what's that" for every animal
all well and good until bro starts pulling out the spanish names, cba getting flexed on by a 2-year-old
process to improving at ffxiv:
1. blatantly lie about how good you are
2. join parties ahead of your level
3. learn at an accelerated rate from these parties, until you are up to speed
4. repeat steps 1-3 as many times as is required
A list of new years resolutions depicting my body failing me completely.
Having a really strong start to the year!
high level intellectual strategy discussion taking place in the FFXIV raiding community
We have reached the year 2025 and the question still has not been answered
im cant spell
having a particularly slow morning
