Big Bad Butch WIFE, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary

I don't get no respect around here I tell you

They call me the most aware she is one day going to die 24 year old, funnily enough for reasons completely unrelated

Getting all my mortality related existential crises out of my way in my 20s so I can earnestly suck and fuck through my 40s without it seeming sad

An animated man in an apron holding his arm up, captioned: Better make it quick, in five minutes, this place is becoming a vape shop

Entering literally any fucking building in Cork city centre

Anna Biller, Or: "did you check out that bloodknife article I sent everyone?"

Watch Holy Smoke (1999), Harvey Keitel attempts to deprogram Kate Winslet from a cult by taking her to a cabin in the desert and gently domming her for a weekend it's great

There's a word for women who only wanna fuck classic Hollywood movie stars and Harvey Keitel, they wrote a whole masterdoc about it, is all I'm saying

Writing a movie where as soon as Harvey Keitel walks into a room a femme in a leopard print bikini falls to her knees in sheer lust is perhaps Jane Campion's most important piece of allyship to the butch lesbian community

Showed my American wife delboy falling through the bar for the first time and she actually laughed, I forgot that was the point

Like very much a striking difference in acceptable narratives between "as long as Israel is a liberal utopia like it is, all will be well :)" and "IF WE LET THE ARABS IN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE EXTERMINATE THE BRUTES"

The movie is at least kind of fascinating as exemplar of the shift between the kind of wishy washy, Israel is the most moral state in the region Zionism and the blood simple rabid genocidal terror that happened in just the six years between book and movie

Remember how the noble liberal IDF fight against the ultra orthodox who are stopping them from letting Palestinians into the safezone? Remember how this is told through the eyes of a Kuwaiti teenager who speaks like a Jeff Dunham terrorist but is still saved against his will by the kind, moral IDF?

MY GOD THE ISREAL STUFF

Those books are pure hard uncut Ideology and I feel like I'm going insane whenever I think about them. Remember when nelson mandela hugged the apartheid guy for saving south Africa cause the ANC were too soy and woke to fight zombies? Remember the three page rant about how west Germans are superior?

Has anyone actually done a serious literary analysis of the zombie survival guide/world war z or are these my brainworms alone

Twin Peaks opening title generator
#speirgorm

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*explaining the concept of a passenger seat to an American* so.. imagine a kind of gun...

Danny Boyle and Alex garland sequestered themselves in the new Mexico desert for months trying to discover or develop a positive form of Britishness, coming out of it with a beer mat upon which was scrawled "NHS... Stonehenge... Iron maiden????"

Mod for kerbal space programs that replaces all "space tourists" with "plucky rural schoolteachers" so you actually feel bad when they get immolated due to your incompetence

Say what you will about Chris Fleming, good posture, relaxed larynx

The one supernatural power being trans gives you is the ability to detect the exact moment your wholesome straight guy comedian/musician celebrity starts voice training in secret

Can recommend being subscribed to your wife's patron, it's great you'll see a little notification like wow she's done it again look at her go I watched her do that

You take a bite of that stuff and you're like oh yeah I remember cheese, I should get some sometime

Trying Kraft mac and cheese for the first time, Lo is obsessed with it. I'm just surprised by how little it tastes.

RADA and the Brit school were a hundred year long experiment devised by a team of esoteric Prussian fascists, we thank you all for participating

All the despots had to do to prevent the enlightenment is look like Florence Welch not Charles II. That's why we're in this whole mess: they finally figured it out

Constructing my thesis that game of thrones and bridgerton tap into the exact same yearning for a past where all the aristocratic rulers were the hot kind of inbred

#woims

tourettes is where you say things you fully intend on saying, if I'm getting this right