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That's true. Joints are flowing these days.

Tbh I never stopped. Living life on the edge.

Hitting the guy who just says "hi" in my dm's with "hi".

Happy weed, happy life.

Peta would be way more effective (to me) if they just released videos of cows enjoying music because that makes me want to stop eating meat more than anything.

The amount of times I've tried to light a bowl with my chapstick is astronomical.

When meg said "I'm getting head while playing my switch"...I felt that.

Reel 3. I want to look but am making a point here.

Weed.

Hi, hot single over 40 here...and the answer is Marijuana.

and a second reel. I won't be looking at these reels for at least 24 hours.

He just responded...with a reel.

I truly don't get it.

A man will really send you 12 reels in one day then leave you on read the next 🙄

I hear that's a theory for getting rid of hiccups

Did u ask yourself what you had for breakfast?

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Totally came here to say soemthing good about Patrick swayze but realize now that's not what you are talking about.

Me too! I dont know why it's so memorable but like I always think of him when I eat crunchy food.

I like eating chips because I feel like I get the same satisfaction from eating them as Rock Biter from Neverending story does when he eats rocks.

never talk to the cops. fuck people like this who try to trick you into thinking you’ll get a reward, y’all saw what happened with the workers that turned in luigi

He knows how to Sunday that's for sure.

This is the most relaxed I've ever seen anyone.

The feminine urge to say "that is correct" in a Chris Farley voice whenever the dispensary is verifying my pre-order.

Making quiet moves and taking free sql and python classes at my work so I can apply to a job somewhere else later cause I hate it here.

Yep I'm getting close to that tbh.

I find myself getting bored if their aren't blasbeats 🥲

Approved.

Confronting people I haven't seen in awhile: "you mad, bro?"