Captain Alice Wormwood

this is disappointing

does your mother is single

what is your mothers number

yes you have to pay me give me your wallet

give me your mothers number

roslyn wanted me to tell you all they are taking on 7 students to learn alien psionics and how to throw a lasso

girls night

never pay to enter a strip club there is always a window open at the bathroom also bring a ray gun just in case

i miss my mech...............

i have fired my revolver at the robots computer

playing online games for the first time

cup holder.................

dont listen to the galgov you can drink and fly you just need a cup holder

girls night

too bad pick up the ray gun

explode them into gore

i should have been a doctor good money in replacing limbs with weapons and also i like to be inside people

ram ranch planet...

what does she have that i dont besides mandables and a maid outfit

yes?

i only ever button up my shirt so i can tear it open

do you want to learn how to fire a ray gun

i need one of you to take the fall for something not anything big just call up galgov and tell them space station sovereign was your fault

as punishment for roslyn taking over my account i have destroyed the robots eastern german ceramics collection

I dunno lol I guess I like Lavender Country 😅

HIII~ 😆

please stop coming around~

OMG HIII IT'S ROSLYN I STOLE ALICE'S PASSWORD HI EVERYONE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I'm listening to music right now and sewing patches onto Reno's spring jacket 🌦️ and later I'm gonna bake a pie yayy

my opinions are very nuanced you dumb fuckers

not impressed