Phandy

Good morning. Struggling to motivate.

Porn on the cob

I forgot to tell y’all. I recently injured my left shoulder and couldn’t remember how.

I swear to shit last night I dreamt the cause and the diagnosis and as I sit here right now I swear my dream was right.

Underrated and reasonably priced at My well known warehouse club in the double bagged box.

Scrummmm Shisssss!

Honey Bunches of Oats is scrumptious.

Scrumptious is such a good word.

Clouds over a tree line at sunset

Good evening.

Just took a sunset break @mikelowetpt.bsky.social . There currently isn’t a cloud pattern that is pic worthy.

I know!!! I need this race to end in time. 😂

Lotta rubbin’ out here. So many cautions. Hope it stays green the rest of the way. Boogity, boogity.

Totally

Sample in a Jar on Fox NASCAR!!!!!!

Literally hurts so good like the song says

Frog pose = love/hate

I thought this was a snake at first quick scroll

Not yet. Just following storylines. I think I’m anti team-Penske but that’s only based on what I’ve read about Roger. 😂

Loose wheel? Smh. It’s cause they rush during these pit stops. I’d rather lose a second than have a loose wheel and have to go to the back. Pfffft.

😂😂😂

Do they have enough gas to not ever have to pit under green? Said differently, how many miles do they get before they run out (roughly)?

Oh it’s enough. It’s like wearing that personality hat. When the race ends or I quit watching I will put my regular hat back on. Kind of like when I was Conference Phandy a few months ago.

Blaney looked good stage 1. Other than that, I dunno nuffin.

Brakes & tires. Brakes and tires. Gonna be important.

I know you’re not supposed to do this, but, it’s a MAJOR hit to my mental health when I compare myself putzing around day to day to the success that Michael Jordan has.

I don’t know a single thing about nascar but I might soon. I’m trying to see if I can get into it. 😂

Boogity, boogity! Let’s go racin’ !

I’d have a 70’s or 80’s sitcom sounding montage intro theme song. And one of the clips would be stilts buckling, another would be like shark infestation, etc, etc.

There’s a tv show called ‘Cheap ass Beach Houses’. I’m not interested.

The show I’m interested in is visiting the buyers 2 years later. It could be called “We told you this jawn was busted”.

Congratulations. Amazing accomplishment.

One of the best parts of this dope picture of Friend weekend is that Friends is on the tv screen.