Not Today, Satan

I don't think you have to Nostradamus to figure that bombing Iran might raise oil prices. And it seems pretty obvious that buying oil in advance of causing an oil price spike might just save Americans a lot of money. But...

...maybe there wasn't much planning?

YUP. This. 💯

"at the end of the academic year"?!!???! At his goddamn leisure?!?? Tell me again how this country isn't built around white male privilege. 🤮 WTAF Harvard. 🤬🤬🤬

Thank you. We see who has integrity and is doing the work that matters, we believe the survivors, we support you.

Give this good boi a gold medal! 😂🥇

Now do Kristi Noem. 🤬

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Which is the only thing the Trump administration knows how to do, sadly. 🤦🤬

They'll burn this country down to the ground and not GAF! They're throwing all the money they're making/grifting/stealing into offshore accounts. Basically treating our country how billionaires treat our planet. 😑🤬🫠

Exactly, we need to think like a 10 yr old Kevin McAllister! 😈

You are so thoughtful! Best to have clear sidewalks for them. 😈

👀Someone sold his soul! 👿

His two working brain cells obviously misfired. 🤦🥴

Ford Worker attains instant national treasure status. 😂💕

It's a viral pee-mail! 😂

Fucking knee on neck, so dangerous, so triggering. This is literally oppressive fascism in practice. 🤬

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So name calling will get you shot (only if you're on the "left," of course) and this piece of shit is basically condoning it?!? Unfuckingbelievable.

If you shoot someone while they are driving away, you’re a fucking murderer. Hope this helps clear things up for you.

JUST IN: According to multiple witnesses, ICE fired into a vehicle in Minneapolis, striking a woman in the face as she tried to leave the area. This is a serious escalation with deadly consequences.

Much less than half, actually. But it's pathetic and shameful nonetheless. 🤦

I'm digging this energy! We're going to need a LOT of it, 24/7... 😬

Bwahahahaha, Merry Christmas, indeed!!! 🤣🖕

Right. Who didn't see this coming?! 🥴

Ugh hell must be frozen since I'm in agreement with Rand Paul. 🫩

More like embarrassing, shameful and unbelievably cringe... Not to mention dangerous! I saw through that logic around the age of 10, FFS.

Definitely NOT TAH... I'm with you!

Guess Susie doesn't want to be forced back into the kitchen? 🤔🙄🫩

WTAF did I just read? I fucking cannot even believe this. 😭

Amazon should definitely be included in the boycott!!! ✊