Size Snep

Ambnuuy looming over the planet :3

what a great idea~

I'll help you out
Help in air quotes

@jazzleton.bsky.social
Be advised, your pet lizard yearns for apple fritters

a picture of a man with red hair and the words me when i get a whiff ALT: a picture of a man with red hair and the words me when i get a whiff

I searched apple fritter and there's like ten gifs of this dude. Who is he and why does he fiend for apple fritters so badly.

Picturing it like a gameshow where you have three minutes of being big to cause as much destruction as possible!

...Actually I'm literally describing Pawperty Damage there, lol (Great game! Go play it!)

I'm sorry, do the troops get to choose which wars they start/go to, now???

Gonna call him Sprinkles from now on

Gorgeous, super cute! Though I'm going to pretend I didn't fall over and she's just really really tall :D

#MacroMarch perks

"You want some free bread too?"
*violent head shaking* NOOO

MANY boops!

That's all I had to do this whole time?! :O I have so much catching up to do!

Depends on how many boops!

Breast-expanding boops
👉👃🟰🍈🔼

Have old joke sketch about it that lynx's boobs getting bigger from art to art. Maybe it's because these boops =D

She has to spend half her time upside down so thst they don't start to sag :3

Looking forward to getting fit again once I start this job and finally losing some weight.
Unfortunately this might mean my butt gets smaller, so get your sitties in while you can

Shhh don't listen to him, it's *perfect!*

Truth be told I'd already dozed off in the comfort of such soft heated hills, a soft squeak of surprise stifled by flesh as I'm briefly squeezed awake, purrs resuming soon after as I remember where I am. "Time for bed!" I chirp, as if I'm the responsible one here, giggling happily as I receive a 💋

More than I wrote today, or this month for that matter

You get ONE suburb

Judy's not the only one with a booty!!

Plus SOT players are sweaty as hell, it's impossible to get gud as a new player going up against people who've been tryharding for years already. Before Safer Seas I learned to not even fight back, just dance or play an instrument and hope they get bored and leave me to play the game.

Also it accidentally makes the bible illegal, which is fantastic, can't wait to see every library and school throw them all away.

I'm on it!! *jumps on his tail and hugs tight*

Very gentle careful delicate tippy toes, no doubt

This is why I play Safer Seas. Yarr harr harr, y'ell not have me booty 💰