Broth is pretty amazing. It's like juice, but meat flavored.
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Broth is pretty amazing. It's like juice, but meat flavored.
Ever just look at an olive and think.
"Fuck yeah"
I love Mortadella
Cure constipation with this one simple life hack:
Develop Lactose Intolerance
My body is fueled by Fresca and Ramen
It's pronounced "ree-sees pee-sees"
How does one put a Fresca Soda Fountain in your house?
Asking for a friend
Egg
Every culture around the world has their own version of "Some kind of protein on top of Carbs" and I jist think that's beautiful.
Everytime someone is walking and filming on their phone, and they scroll past me.
I smirk and give them finger guns
I am on at least 10 people's video memories of Disney
The lack of Fresca merch at rhe coca cola store saddens me.
Rocket Raccoon ruined my dinner
This little kid just had a beinget for the the first time. He takes a bite and his eyes go wide and he gasps.
"ITS A FUNNEL CAKE NUGGET!"
This is how I am goijg to refer to beingnets from now on.
I unironically love the people mover
They say the only guarantees in life are Death and Taxes.
But there is a third
Chinese Delivery.
Current life state:
Sitting in my car, eating an olive loaf sandwich
Would you rather be Dr Pepper, or Seargent Pepper?
Its been over 20 years and we still don't have an answer.
DOES Mark like Butter tarts?
A beautiful way to start the winter.
Happy winter Solstice
Lactose intolerance be damned. Its nog time
Disney trip 2025 has been booked!
For this reason I eat each sandwich like it was my last.
Never forget to tell the ones you love how much you care about them. You know when they might be gone.
I love you, olive loaf sandwich
I don't know anyone else who likes love loaf.
I have never seen anyone order olive loaf at the deli counter.
Every week I stand there in trepidation, worried that this is the week my beloved, olive speckled brick of luncheon meat has been discontinued.
It is going to be a cold and wintery night. Perfect time to make a pot of Gluwhein
😂😂😂
Sometimes.
Yoy just need to sit in your car and eat soke banana yogurt
The best way to avoid the Chipotle protein increase is to continue to eat a giant, heaping bowl of rice, extra beans, veggies and guacamole.
For eleven dollars
At PAX unplugged for the weekend. If you are there let's hang
28 degrees. Perfect weather for ice cream
Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?