Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer. 4h Candace Owens is now trying to weaken our US military by telling Americans to not join the US military anymore. She wants our nation to be susceptible to attacks from adversaries. All she does is scream into a microphone. She has never made any real sacrifices for America. She splits her time between the US and the UK. Candace Owens ® @RealCand... • 5h Do not join or remain in the United States Military. Trump has betrayed America and expects you to die for Israel. There is no honor in being led by dishonorable men to your death. x.com/... 1.4K 17 689 3.2K ill 499K 17 punkspirit reposted Candace Owens C @RealCandaceO x.com You're a man of fighting age, right Larry? 17:22 • 06/03/2026 • 408K Views 1.5K 17 3.1K 36K 415

GET HER, CANDACE

Not legal but you could do a legal defence fund for pervert glasses related incidents

I think we should have a running crowd-funded repository to pay for the legal fees of people who take these pervert glasses off bros and break them in public

Oh snapppp!

Rev. Dr. Jamal Bryant at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"The service wouldn't have been this long if were able to go to the Capitol, but the Capitol is now only reserved for pedophiles and podcasters."

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Well that's what you get for trying to argue with grandpa.

Also I once said old people try to argue with reality and people on here said I was ableist

Nice. So, The Economist, not satisfied in being an useless hag, decided to be homophobic too

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

I recall that from a Tina Fey book from twenty years ago but I can’t find a citation for you. I may very well be wrong.

Tina Fey says it’s the best skit she ever wrote

He fought for the Trotskyists in Spain too

I remember how good they blew up Iraq and Afghanistan and those were both glorious victories that brought peace and stability to the region and made Israel and America safer than ever.

He fired Kristi Noem while she is speaking live. Lmao

Ukraine now downs 99% of them, its solvable, they have the technology but trump hates them

fetterman may be the most reprehensible congressperson of the last decade and that competition is FIERCE

And the SU-24 pilots winked at them

> be qatar
> bribe trump so much it even involves a 747
> he destroys your economy by accident

Have you tried Stan Rogers?

You know call me crazy but I think we should elect teachers and scientists and people like that to office and I’m sorry if that’s controversial but I think it might make things better

Some reports it was a booster from an interceptor rocket

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

Lisa: I WANT TO MEET THE FIRST FEMALE STEALTH BOMBER PILOT.

DURING THE GULF WAR, SHE DESTROYED 70 MOSQUES — AND HER NAME IS LISA, TOO!

This line reading is so great

On February 22, 2026, Naval Ravikant tweeted: "If you're unwilling to defend your country in time of war, then you're a tourist, not a citizen." As of March 3, 2026, the tweet has been deleted.

deleted his tweet as soon as an actual war popped off

just in case anyone is ever tempted to feel like the wives are victims who need saving

like nah man most of ‘em married evil on purpose

He's not even good at acting like he isn't a huge homo. That mustache is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

lol no they won’t