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Jonathan Allmon

@zarathostheevil

I don't trust that Charles E. Cheese. No mouse just gives its cheese away...

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brianmcginnisnc
Brian McGinnis' wife has
NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital.
He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries.
Legal counsel has also been denied access.
A Marine veteran.
A firefighter.
A father of four.
And his family still cannot see him.

brianmcginnisnc Brian McGinnis' wife has NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital. He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries. Legal counsel has also been denied access. A Marine veteran. A firefighter. A father of four. And his family still cannot see him.

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

06.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1950 πŸ” 871 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 58

Maybe I'm kirking out but the unreality of this war is wild. People posting that thousands of Kurds are fighting the regime for the CIA, while the Kurds say it isn't happening. Every video of a missile attack I just have to assume is AI whether it is real or not.

05.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1627 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 36

I'm so fucking exhausted of this shit. He got an SS tattoo. That he acknowledged on Reddit was an SS tattoo. He went on a race-baiting alt right podcast where he declared himself a "longtime fan" of the show.

Please stop falling over yourselves to defend this guy.

04.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not abandoning people because weakass candidates say supporting them costs votes.

Fuck that noise.

04.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 852 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 6

and there just no middle ground on any of these things. why do i have to give tax cuts to billionaires just because a large portion of the country is dumb enough to believe its stimulative? we all know its bull shit, im sick of wasting our goddam time arguing about settled truths

03.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1434 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6

trickle down economics is bull shit and if you believe it then you are stupid. great replacement is bull shit and if you believe it then you are racist. vaccines are safe and effective and if you believe otherwise you should be shunned from society

03.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 2111 πŸ” 392 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

03.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 4986 πŸ” 1037 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 37

She was arrested for standing up during the SotU and this is the first I’m hearing of it? 🫠

03.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 441 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

People ask what it is exactly we expect of Dems in this situation, and for me it's this.

Make these assholes fucking scared.

Make it clear that they are on borrowed time, that consequences WILL arrive, and that they will be harsh.

01.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 565 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Walk Straight!

26.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascism in America will manifest as a series of atrocities viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until there's a pounding on your door.

11.02.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 682 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 13

Listen...these dudes changed the locks on her mailbox

They marked her mail undeliverable and returned it to the sender

They blocked her & her tenants from receiving doctor’s bills, medications, credit card statements, car titles, property tax statements, & more

ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/posta...

25.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1911 πŸ” 888 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 47

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a β€œweapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

25.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 12649 πŸ” 6094 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 331

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

22.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 18520 πŸ” 6560 πŸ’¬ 431 πŸ“Œ 175

Tomorrow you may see James David Vance or some other purported Catholic from this administration with ashes on their forehead, it’s important to remember that it’s all just for show.

18.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1496 πŸ” 381 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 9

Echoes of Eternity makes this deck a stack-deciphering nightmare.

18.02.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is no reforming this. There is only abolition, and then trials.

13.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1339 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 7
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7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.

CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.

β€œ8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ

13.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 5458 πŸ” 3211 πŸ’¬ 195 πŸ“Œ 405

Oops All Doctors, piloted by Vorthos.

13.02.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it β€œlessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

1/

11.02.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 5248 πŸ” 2657 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 907

What the fuck is wrong with these people and their dogs?

If they're not stealing them from orphans, they're leaving them on the roof or shooting them.

11.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Q: "Were you aware that Mr. Epstein was sexually abusing minors and adult women?"

Ghislaine Maxwell: *invokes the Fifth*

Q: "Are you aware of Donald Trump ever engaging in sexual activity with an individual introduced to him by your or Jeffrey Epstein?"

Maxwell: *invokes the Fifth*

10.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 389 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 14

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

10.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 9151 πŸ” 2236 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 32
Scene is a spoof TV news item. The NEWSREADER is talking to camera from behind the desk. 

NEWSREADER:
Now, here to discuss the smartphone ban in schools…

We have with us, YouTube Shorts.

[Pull back to show an anthropomorphised version of the YOUTUBE SHORTS screen, sat in the interviewee's chair across from the newsreader]

NEWSREADER:
Good morning. 

YOUTUBE SHORTS:
Hi

NEWSREADER:
You Tube Shorts, you work in education...

YOUTUBE SHORTS:
Yes.
I work in schools across the country teaching Epic Dance
Fail, Try Not To Cringe Challenge and Al Slop.

NEWSREADER:
And will the proposed phone ban limit your ability to do your job?

YOUTUBE SHORTS:
No.
I'll still be on all school laptops because YouTube is vaguely educational and Google have made me impossible to turn off.


NEWSREADER:
So children are being asked to do their homework on...

...the most advanced distraction machine ever created?

YOUTUBE SHORTS:
Well-
I think a more constructive way to frame that question might be:

Can IShowSpeed jump over a moving Lamborghini?

[The newsreader silently looks at the screen on YOUTUBE SHORTS's front, where a YouTuber jumps over a Lamborghini. This continues for an awkward beat]

NEWSREADER:
Woah.

NEWSREADER [returning to awareness]:
What were we talking about?

YOUTUBE SHORTS [pointing at the next Short which has appeared on its own front]:
Look at this fat dog.

[ends]

Scene is a spoof TV news item. The NEWSREADER is talking to camera from behind the desk. NEWSREADER: Now, here to discuss the smartphone ban in schools… We have with us, YouTube Shorts. [Pull back to show an anthropomorphised version of the YOUTUBE SHORTS screen, sat in the interviewee's chair across from the newsreader] NEWSREADER: Good morning. YOUTUBE SHORTS: Hi NEWSREADER: You Tube Shorts, you work in education... YOUTUBE SHORTS: Yes. I work in schools across the country teaching Epic Dance Fail, Try Not To Cringe Challenge and Al Slop. NEWSREADER: And will the proposed phone ban limit your ability to do your job? YOUTUBE SHORTS: No. I'll still be on all school laptops because YouTube is vaguely educational and Google have made me impossible to turn off. NEWSREADER: So children are being asked to do their homework on... ...the most advanced distraction machine ever created? YOUTUBE SHORTS: Well- I think a more constructive way to frame that question might be: Can IShowSpeed jump over a moving Lamborghini? [The newsreader silently looks at the screen on YOUTUBE SHORTS's front, where a YouTuber jumps over a Lamborghini. This continues for an awkward beat] NEWSREADER: Woah. NEWSREADER [returning to awareness]: What were we talking about? YOUTUBE SHORTS [pointing at the next Short which has appeared on its own front]: Look at this fat dog. [ends]

I like the govt's plan to ban smartphones and social media in schools but nobody's mentioned the glaring hole in it

08.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 436 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9

Then you're an enabler. It's that simple. At anytime your city could have organized protests to oust Kraft. But you didn't. You'd rather win a game. You know full well where the money and influence he gets from owning the Patriots goes. Shame.

08.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A fleshy plap and an echoing thud in staccato.

08.02.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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go off jack white

06.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 7824 πŸ” 1817 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 201

Briitsh-American freestyle skier (and AHS:1984's "Chet Clancy") Gus Kenworthy shares a message on IG prior to competing in the Winter Olympics.

06.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 36

Finding out that a billionaire pedophile cult astroturfed the entire anti-trans movement makes me hate liberals who are willing to sell us out all the more. What the fuck do you mean you're not willing to oppose the work of the actual pedophile billionaires who EXPLICITLY made this happen? These

06.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 766 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

β€˜One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." …
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’

05.02.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 6860 πŸ” 3676 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 176