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LJ Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh

@splendourella

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β€œYou know what, I’d never want to clean up a murder scene.”

06.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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J went to throw out the used coffee grounds and accidentally Jackson Pollocked the kitchen 😬

06.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Although this also overlaps into the β€œpeople need everything literally spelled out for them” problem we keep witnessing with media literacy, too.

There are no wardrobes in the video so they cannot conceive of the concept of adding wardrobes, etc.

05.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because I’m back looking at videos… the comments on stuff like this drive me up the damn wall. I have to assume half the people commenting learned about tiny homes five minutes ago 😭

It’s an absolute mansion of a tiny home, and yet… www.instagram.com/reel/DTkPL-T...

05.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A real reversal of the usual order of things πŸ˜†

04.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a lot of Australia that’s got the same sort of rugged individualism-ness of like… Montana. People living in unsanctioned shacks on vast swaths of land and no one bothers them.

But like, it burns down in a bushfire and then you’re SOL if you couldn’t get insurance because it wasn’t permitted

04.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@sylk.bsky.social I really love Shaye’s designs! (Also on YT, website) www.instagram.com/shayes_tiny_...

04.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We would never abandon them! So we’ll stay until they live out their lives.

If anything I’m glad we have them so we don’t do anything rash πŸ˜…

Though it’ll take ~4 years for me to get PR anyway so we always had to wait.

04.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have very expansive hobbies, but we’ve realised that we could save a lot of money by living almost-tiny and then just having a really big workshop type thing to house them and a good amount of outdoor space to stretch out in.

04.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The 5 to 7 years is based on our expected rabbit lifespan πŸ˜…

It’s impossible to the bring them. Cats have 10 day quarantine.

04.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Australia and also NZ!! I’ve since learned a lot of the ones in Aus are living under the radar though… while the councils rarely go after them, I’d just never want something I couldn’t insure.

In NZ they seem to allow slightly wider loads, which makes for amazing designs.

04.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It is known πŸ˜†

04.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So then I was like WAIT.

Very small, rather than tiny house, but make it custom πŸ‘€

You can be in the max square meterage price bracket and it still is effectively cheap cause it’s small! πŸ’‘

04.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But when I was looking into THOSE I realised that the price per square metre was actually higher than a custom built house, even though it sounded low cause the size was so small.

04.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always been a passive consumer of tiny house content, but I’ve never lived somewhere with a climate where it felt like it made sense.

It turns out it doesn’t make much sense in Australia anyway because planning is quite hostile towards them so then I turned to container homes…

04.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(Tbf I also just really like floor plans)

04.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

me: it doesn’t make sense for us to move to Tasmania for at least 5 to 7 years, so no point working out the details just yet

also me: ok so I’ve sketched out a detailed floor plan for a custom passive solar house and this is the local builder I want to use

04.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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His other gaming chair is also taken.

04.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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J pulled out his chair from under the desk and found a surprise...

β€œNope, sorry, occupied.”

04.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, I have diagnosed c-PTSD and this is true and if you suck at tetris, any bright coloured fast game requiring rapid eye movement and decision making will do! it also helps if you witness something triggering and are trying to stave off an episode

28.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1502 πŸ” 538 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 21

The truth is not the average of a fact and a lie.

27.02.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 899 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 13
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Came out of hibernation today to check out the spring flowers at Culzean Castle.

28.02.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. β€œI consider it to ...

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

24.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 11751 πŸ” 5043 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 275
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meanwhile on reddit

24.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I know this is like, β€œeww squick” it wouldn’t hurt me, but this basically bans the first episode of Game of Thrones, a significant amount of Greek mythology, and every open fanfiction website on the planet. And I wouldn’t trust an authoritarian govt with β€œnuance” about what is art and what is porn.

24.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 4481 πŸ” 1862 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 22

(It’s where all the hot water pipes for the radiators come out of the kitchen πŸ˜†)

24.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s like two dozen soft places to sleep in this flat, so naturally THIS is his favourite spot…

24.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a reminder that you don't HAVE to turn into a spineless bootlicker the minute you put on hockey pads.

23.02.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ripley was going for twice-monthly vet visits for six months after we first got Darwin, so I wasn’t expecting this reaction πŸ˜†

Luckily all he needed was distracting with a toy and then he forgot what he was mad at.

23.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Took Ripley to the vet for one (1) hour and Darwin has forgotten who he is πŸ™„

Guess Ripley took their shared brain cell with him.

23.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0