Beyoncé doce trece

whoever is in charge of my algorithm can yall run an update bc im bored asl doom scrolling these days

yo why don’t they put bacon in mexican food? i feel like a birria taco or a burrito could really be elevated with some nice crispy, crunchy bacon

ppl don’t wanna hear this but women who want to be tradwives & have a man take care of them are infantilizing themselves and i think it’s weird that you want to be treated like a child as an adult

normally i wouldn’t want to impose on what people want to do w their lives but im scared of regression

move over Adam and Steve 🗣️

took a cute lil walk today 🐶💕

omg twin me too! happy bday!!! 🥳🎁

november 30th 🎂

SHE SAID IF YOU CARE TO FIND HER LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!

my bf was a size medium when i met him now im buying him XL for christmas gifts bc he eats the food i cook him 🤭

woke up with indigestion 😔

how i’m feeling after that 3rd thanksgiving plate

i love cooking with my whole soul for the person who has my whole heart 💗 🦃 🍽️

all i want for christmas is a goddamn second like just give me a fucking second PLS

my friend left an abusive fiancé and bought her own house and she posted the most badass thing i’ve ever seen in my life

you can scoff all you want, more for me! 🤤😋

i hate it! they’re all skimping on us 😩😩

smash

gen z fashion is just really confused…. ballet flats with bootcut jeans, and a carhart jacket with a tube top is certainly a choice

yo what happened to the little square green onions that used to come in the ramen noodle packets???? there used to be a lot more green in my noodles 🫨

nooooo pls save these long neck bad built bodied bbs!!!!!!

thank youuuu 🙏🏼

Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭

omg tell her she deserved like 8 emmy’s she was robbed

a woman is making a funny face while holding a gold hand ALT: a woman is making a funny face while holding a gold hand

just got asked to interview for this job i really want 🤞🏼

seattle is so funny we had a “wind storm” last night and this morning my org canceled an all-staff training due to inclement weather. they’re so cute here. 🤭

my vegas trip is over, back to work tomorrow!

1 thing I’m gon’ do, and that’s love Keke Palmer

unfortunately that sushi place that had a worm in keith lee’s salmon is around the corner from my office and i used to go there all the time :/