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Andy Anderjack

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he/him/his Warning: not safe for work! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ˜ Portland, OR

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And don't use the "graphic media" tag! That's for blood and gore. Some of us have graphic media hidden but everything else showing, so we're missing out on that hot content.

08.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd like to be the judge of that. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

07.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, I need to feel that in my throat.

06.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Blind Ranking AI Logos by How Much they Look Like B-๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ's
Blind Ranking AI Logos by How Much they Look Like B-๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ's YouTube video by Hank Green

There's a whole video about this actually. ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such an underrated snack!

01.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's give him an encore. He'll get used to it eventually, I'm sure.

28.02.2026 10:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First the two Trader Joe's stores, now the two disagreeable US Bank signs. What's going on in Sherman Oaks?

28.02.2026 05:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And they always seem to want to use the absolute fewest words possible. It's excruciating.

27.02.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A close-up photo of me shirtless with my arm raised to show my armpit.

A close-up photo of me shirtless with my arm raised to show my armpit.

Fuck yeah buddy! How's it smelling right now?

26.02.2026 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woof! I wish I had gay mechanic friends to get dirty with.

26.02.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It always feels so sharp to me. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

24.02.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're making some top-notch sex moans in this video, and it's such a big turn-on. Woof!

24.02.2026 09:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might like to know that Brazilians celebrate #suvaquarta, or "Armpit Wednesday". I feel like that's a great idea worth borrowing. ๐Ÿฝ

24.02.2026 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really like the green stitching! I feel like that's something I don't see very often.

23.02.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a friendly heads-up that the "graphic media" label is meant for potentially disturbing content like blood/gore/violence. The labels under "adult content" are the ones for porn. I have "graphic media" hidden because I don't like gore, but that means all your stuff gets hidden too.

21.02.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a cutie! ๐Ÿ˜ป

21.02.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gosh I wish I was that cat!

19.02.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Millennial urge to ask why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

19.02.2026 06:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I was looking for a place to stick this morning wood...

17.02.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10/10, would huff while sliding my throbbing morning wood inside you.

15.02.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One pit for each nostril. Perfect!

12.02.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Help! I'm ensnared in this thirst trap, and I can't get out!

12.02.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blissed-out naked cuddles sound really great right now.

12.02.2026 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice perky butt! 10/10, would mount.

11.02.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't ruled out the idea of giving them an AI face to scan. After all, they don't know what I look like, so how are they to know it isn't me?

10.02.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm guessing something hard and throbbing to probe, separate, and slip in between those cheeks.

09.02.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, I'll be in Chicago in March. ๐Ÿฅบ

09.02.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Coming tomorrow" directly down your throat? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

09.02.2026 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love TNG. I just love its portrayal of a future full of hope and wonder. You might find the first season or two a bit of a slog, but you'll be glad you powered through.

08.02.2026 08:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm really sad because there's this awesome guy I hoped I would connect with someday if I ever visited Chicago, and NOW that I have plans to visit, I find that he's deleted his Bluesky, and I have no other way to get in touch with him. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

08.02.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0