Been listening to a lot of emo music lately (Recession indicator? War memories?) and remembered that this is one of the greatest albums of all time.

5:30 in the morning and there’s a 5 year old with earbuds in playing basketball at the YMCA. Ball is life I guess.

Quite literally got physically threatened by a dumb ho who can’t read construction signs in blackstone. IT’S A LITERACY CRISIS!!!!!!!!

If someone looked at my tik tok reposts I think they would say “damn she’s kind of a c*nt” and I say thanks 🥰

Randomly found a bunch of gummy candy in my coat pocket that I forgot I put there Tuesday when my student brought me all of the haram candy from her little sisters Valentine’s Day party. I have them trained so well 🫶 🥹

These two snow days coming at the same time that I’m sick af is actually a blessing cause I’m too stubborn to take work off myself

One of my coworkers mentioned 5 times in a conversation that tomorrow is Ash Wednesday like it’s something i should plan around???? Sir this is not a catholic school.

My favorite thing about the internet is joining an argument and then turning off the notifications cause you’re gonna hear what I have to say however idgaf what you say back

Tuesday morning inspiration

I can’t even put into words how hard it was for me to hold back my historical analysis of the halftime show at the Super Bowl party I was at and just enjoy the vibes

It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.

Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?

Also I did not give my cat a tampon to play with she stole it off the counter

Why spend money on cat toys when this is clearly much more fun

Hillary was right about everything….

Comments: “my mom loves this”, “no me importa meEeEeEe”, “BACHATAAAAA”

Told my Latino students that I used to listen to Prince Royce in college to practice Spanish and they all claimed to have no idea who I was talking about til I put on this banger and now we all know every word

My door dasher funny as hell I needed this after spending 11 hours at a middle school wrestling tournament

Heard this song today and remembered how I used to cry in the backseat of the car every time it came on the radio. The life of a young empath 😭 (Low key got me teared up today too)

Patiently waiting for the “Christians” to come up with their excuse to defend the murder of a white man practicing his 2nd amendment right 😶

So update. The c*nt is in the basement ceiling.

Sad cause she thought she was going for a ride til her sister wanted to be a c*nt

Was supposed to take the animals to get vaccination updates this morning but now I’m on the hunt for cat drugs since this ho wants to hide from the carrier so bad.

Oh the nfl fr fr said fck trump

Watching flight radar maps like a nerd and noticed there are four completely cleared areas in the world: Venezuela, Syria, Ukraine, and the Himalayan Mountains

One of my tragic situationships was posted on are we dating the same guy I’ve been WAITING FOR THIS

Ted Lieu: “The reason Acting President of Venezuela Donald Trump sucks at running Venezuela is because he sucks at running the United States of America — we ask Donald Trump to be the President of America, not the President of Venezuela”

Is neither a choice - I choose neither

Resisting the urge to end every comment arguing with strangers online with “dum ho”

lol I think so???? And I’m def not telling her you said that 😂

Applying for global entry and my mom told me to “just make one up” cause I couldn’t remember my old apartment number. I quite literally have to go through an interview with border patrol not sure making shit up is gonna fly 💀

Should I quit my job and become a full time balloon back drop maker?????