Driving with 🐶 in the passenger seat
Me: Music? (BOOP)
📻: New Hit Radio!
🐶: (NOSE BOOP)
📻: Sport Talk 24/7
Me: Hey! (BOOP)
🐶: (NOSE BOOP) Want 80's tunes.
📻: 2000's and Today
Me: Hey! (BOOP)
🐶: Want 80's! (NOSE BOOP)
Me: That's it back seat!
🐶: 🥺
Me: SIGH! (BOOP)
📻: Rockin 80's
🐶: 🥹
Yeah. I've been there. Be strong.
A measuring device with two rings connected to an adjustable rail.
Me: Mistress! I think I figured it how to improve chastity cage sizing! This device lets us measure for ring sizes and ball gap. I call it a boffarometer.
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: Why’s it called a… “boffarometer”?
Me: 😀 *inhale…*
I'm starting to see the appeal of putting sissies in chastity. I thought of it as a way to stop me from playing with sissy cock, but it's actually a way to make sure my playtime lasts as long as I want.
Sadistically speaking.
🙂 I decided to give up alcohol for Lent. It's been twelve days...
And the remaster of Pokemon Leaf Green is the only thing keeping me FROM MURDERING EVERYONE NEARBY!🔥
Crystal/🐶: 😰
I could never just dump Crystal to an AI. She means so much to me and is too precious.
Exactly!
I was actually contacted by a company who wanted to build an AI that could update my style of femdom. They kept pitching about how efficient it would be to let the AI take over training my subs!
As if kinky sex was a task that needed to be optimized! Who even thinks about relationships that way!?
Why can't people just call them zucchini and aren't they spiky? Even I'm not THAT kinky.
I liked it. It kept me engaged and I had moments of anxiety. I will admit, the ending wasn't bad. I did think it ran a bit long, and I would have followed the plot better if the sound mixing let me hear the damned dialogue. I'm also a sucker for happy endings.
What the hell is a courgette, anyway?
Actually, I don't care. Whatever it is, don't put it in holes where courgettes don't belong. 😭
They allow half naked celebrities on stage and TV, but a fully covered person in a catsuit causes problems?
I'm sorry but who is affecting the children more?
I'm so jealous you can handle Indian spicy. I can barely handle black pepper.
The funniest part of the vanilla party was when they wanted to get kinky, and pulled out a VELCRO bondage set.
What I thought: Oh, yes. Your sub TOTALLY can't escape from that. You look so impressive. Just like a real dom.
What I said: "Wow, so kinky."
I forgot how much fun vanilla play parties can be. Even if it's been done before, getting your nipples sucked by a couple you barely know is still getting your nipples sucked.
I had the most wonderful Valentine's Day. I spent it on the couch playing Pokemon Violet with my favorite rubberdoll cockwarming my strap-on. That's what a romantic evening should look like. ❤️
For Valentine's Day, Crystal surprised me with a crocheted Umbreon plushy!
He's been sitting on my lap as I watch television, while 🐶 stares at him with jealousy.
I was watching a video on YouTube. A big doberman was getting a spa day and enjoying every second.
Me: (Looks at 🐶)
🐶: 🤨
Me: 🤔
🐶: 😠 Don't even think about it.
Me: 😅 I would never.
We're sorry, @joshtigerhill.bsky.social !
All of us thought that Final Jeopardy question was bullshit, too!
I always root for the under dog, but that rule is fighting my every instinct screaming "Fuck the Patriots."
Watching the opening ceremonies to the Olympics.
Did we always have so many countries?
Dammit Crystal, just enjoy the amazing performance!
I don't roll my eyes. I've gotten so good at tuning that speech out I don't even hear it anymore. 🙄
Insurance came through! Unfortunately, my phone was too old for them to replace, and I was forced to accept a new Pixel 10 Pro as compensation.
Oh noes.😏
Now I have a new phone and didn't have to pay a cent. It makes all the time I spent on hold almost worth it. Almost.
That sandwich isn't lunch, it is an experience.
I know! I can't believe this happened.
I wish I could give you an answer. 😞
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I lost some brain cells.
Me: CRYSTAL! ONTOLOGICAL REALITY IS BROKEN AGAIN!
Crystal: (From the kitchen) HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON ?
Me: We don't film ourselves working. The privacy of our clients' data is very important to us.
👩💼: You don't even a video of your employees doing a viral dance?
Me: Are you hiring us to dance?
👩💼: If you can't take running your own business seriously, I can't trust you with mine. Good day.
