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@justbreathe0507

Sarcasm is my ๐Ÿ’— language. Iโ€™m a fucking delight. Not over Jan 6. Gen-X, Fiercely Pro-Choice, Mom to๐ŸŒˆ, Dogs>People, Sweary, Choose โ˜ฎ๏ธ, Softy at โค๏ธ. No DM unless weโ€™ve interacted on a post.

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Omg!! ๐Ÿ’—

07.03.2026 12:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what unchecked power and dementia looks like.

07.03.2026 11:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œGolden Age,โ€ if you own the mine, but not if you own the shovel.

06.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 238 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because stupidity is a very real thing.

05.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a dog killer.

05.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember thinking at the time the Bush administration could not be outdone in terms of stupidity and the arrogance of its lies to the American people.
I was wrong.

05.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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See, told y'all...

05.03.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 137 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

The most unsurprising news of the day.
I remember when shit like this would be headlines for weeks.

05.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 141 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a man is standing in front of a door and says " my people i have found you " ALT: a man is standing in front of a door and says " my people i have found you "
04.03.2026 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black and white sweater is smiling while sitting in a living room . ALT: a man in a black and white sweater is smiling while sitting in a living room .
04.03.2026 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

04.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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homer simpson from the simpsons is giving the middle finger and says d' oh ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is giving the middle finger and says d' oh

Rubio:

04.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You robbed that bank, did you not?
Nobody saw me rob that bank.

04.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hoping your family stays safe. ๐Ÿซ‚

03.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed. Just when I thought McCarthy couldnโ€™t be outdone.

03.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s the small wins.

01.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 976 ๐Ÿ” 228 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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peter griffin stands in front of a block button ALT: peter griffin stands in front of a block button

I love it when the MAGATS come out into the open bc it makes them easy to block. ๐Ÿ˜‰

01.03.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is EXACTLY what has been happening.

My. Entire. Life.

Seriously.

01.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Not only did nobody ask for wars with Iran & Venezuela, his supporters said no more foreign wars. They wanted to put America first and, oh, what was that catch phraseโ€ฆI can never rememberโ€ฆoh yeahโ€ฆMake America Great Again.

Itโ€™s too bad they didnโ€™t market TF out of that phrase. ๐Ÿ™„ *sarcasm intended*

01.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Take two minutes to watch this piece with NYT photojournalist Kenny Holston, the only news photographer on the House floor during Trumpโ€™s State of the Union speech.

Thereโ€™s one shot in particular that will likely end up in the history books.

See if you catch which one.

01.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 689 ๐Ÿ” 256 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Itโ€™s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. Iโ€™m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

01.03.2026 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 13986 ๐Ÿ” 4440 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 472 ๐Ÿ“Œ 359

She needs to go away immediately.

01.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I nearly choked hearing the words come out of her mouth. Bish, do you hear yourself?!?

01.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True. But MAGA women arenโ€™t allowed to do anything except birth babies and stay at home. Or whatever their small dicked husbands tell them to do.

01.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to put women in charge for awhile.

01.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"The Peace President." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

28.02.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 14559 ๐Ÿ” 4698 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 460 ๐Ÿ“Œ 179

The pro-life party wants you to know those schoolgirls had it coming.

28.02.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1156 ๐Ÿ” 268 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

And certainly not the โ€˜Chairman for Lifeโ€™ of the Board of Peace.

28.02.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0